Sunday, January 5, 2014

One Hundred Eighty-Seven Billion in Shares Sold

The only thing better than passing another billion isk milestone for New Order shares is passing two more billion isk milestones for New Order shares. This is logical, but you never really know until you have proof. Today, we've got proof.

Carwan Aulmais purchased 800 shares and earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 186 billion mark. Already a good day. But then we got this EVEmail from Jacob A Shepard:


BLOB-A-THON becomes our latest corporate shareholder and earns a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ by way of its registered agent. Its purchase of 1,000 shares sent us over the 187 billion mark. Gorgeous!

BLOB-A-THON adheres to the principle that corporations have a responsibility to the communities that support them. Part of that means giving the New Order money for shares, but it also means promoting Code-compliance. To that end, BLOB-A-THON purchased 100 million isk worth of New Order mining permits. It's great to see corps like BLOB-A-THON leading the way in highsec.

This ray of sunshine was brought to you by the New Order. Highsec, your future is our only concern.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

CCP Study Vindicates New Order Philosophy

CCP finally released the meeting minutes for the CSM8 Summer Summit. As you might expect from the timing, the Summer Summit was focused on the (then-) upcoming Rubicon expansion. I could spend some time criticizing CCP Dolan for being unable to get the minutes released before the Rubicon expansion, or even before the end of 2013. However, CCP Dolan has been such a punching bag over the last year that at this point, it almost seems redundant to criticize him in any way.

Before I get to the interesting part of the minutes, I wanted to mention something that about Rubicon. One of the few new elements added to the game in Rubicon was the "siphon unit", which can be deployed in nullsec to steal from a moongoo POS. Longtime readers of MinerBumping may have recognized the idea from my CSM platform back in February 2012:
"...If the attackers take the field and hit it when vulnerable, moongoo stops flowing in that system for 48 hours or something. Alternatively, for 48 hours the moongoo flows into an unsecure container next to the array, so anyone can start taking from it. This idea isn't polished, but I think it would be hilarious if defenders and vultures attracted from afar started fighting around an out-of-control moongoo spigot."
This was the origin of the siphon unit. There are some subtle, but important, differences between my original concept and the way siphon units were ultimately executed by CCP. However, they're on the right track, and I wanted to give them some credit for being willing to pick up the idea.

Siphon units are not mentioned in the Summer Summit meeting minutes, so I don't know which CSM8 members (if any) pushed the idea. In fact, CSM7 might be responsible, since my platform was posted back in February. Or CCP could have taken it up on their own, without any CSM members having been involved.

With that out of the way, let's jump right to the heart of why I wrote this post. Namely, the fact that in the CSM8 Summer Summit meeting minutes, CCP's own expert completely vindicated the New Order's philosophy.

The discussion is found on pages 25-28, during one of the "economics" panels. CCP's expert, Dr. EyjoG, was asked to study the problem of new player retention. That CCP would hire someone to do this should come as no surprise: Carebears are almost constantly whining about how everything depends on protecting the fragile newbies and the revenues they promise.
"Dr. EyjoG introduced an ongoing project: player retention in EVE Online. He started with a rough diagram showing groups of players positioned on a grid with engagement on one axis and tenure [length of sub] on the other.

"He pointed out where newbies started, and said the most traditional path was to be a newbie (novice) and then go into solo PvE -- or at least, single-player PvE... CCP knows these people tend to fall off once they reach this point, because they don't get to the sandbox-- they never get that engaged. Dr. EyjoG referenced the infamous EVE 'learning cliff'." (page 25)
The panel begins their discussion by comparing different career paths taken by people when they join EVE. Some are engaged right away (e.g. Goons who come into the game directly to Goonswarm, or Redditors who do the same with TEST). More commonly, people do boring PvE grinding on their own. And then they quit.
"Dr. EyjoG said they asked surveys about why people quit, and asked if they knew about the sandbox. Plenty of people said they didn't and didn't want to be in it." (page 27)
CCP's expert found that players often quit before they ever have the chance to encounter emergent gameplay (i.e. "fun"). These are players who never get engaged in EVE. They join, they grind, they get bored, they quit.

To listen to the carebear apologists, people like Ripard Teg and Trebor Daehdoow, the problem is that carebears are having a great time grinding until some big bully comes along and kills them. This drives the newbies to quit before they've spent their requisite months or years doing boring things. The carebear apologists believe that if only the newbies are kept safe for a really long time, the carebears will finally gain the skills and isk needed to begin having fun. CCP's goal should be to keep carebears quarantined from the bullies who shoot spaceships in a spaceship-shooting game. After a long enough time, the carebears will be equipped to enter the general population and begin having fun. If they encounter gankers before then, everything will be ruined.

The carebear apologists were doubtless thrilled to learn that CCP had hired an expert to study the newbie retention issue. They thought highsec gankers and wardeccers would be identified as the problem.

Needless to say, they were wrong. Exactly wrong, in fact. The New Order was right.
"Dr. EyjoG summarized our working hypothesis as the idea that those who had no social connection would come in and drop out, and Ripard challenged this, saying there was a large set of people who came in and PvE'd and didn't really talk to anyone while being very engaged. Dr. EyjoG said most of these were not very engaged; they tended to drop out. They weren't doing very many activities." (page 27)
So there you have it. As we have said all along, what really drives people from EVE is the boring PvE grind--or more specifically, the belief that EVE is about grinding isk AFK instead of engaging with other players. Carebearism causes players to quit, not gankers and wardeccers.

The players who do stick around are the ones who get hooked on the "sandbox" and all the lovely emergent gameplay to be found therein. Some come to EVE from outside communities and can skip the grind by joining TEST or GoonSwarm. As for the rest, they must somehow be made to encounter the sandbox before the boring PvE drives them away. So who's responsible for introducing these newbies to the sandbox? Who induces them to engage?

Why, that would be our very own New Order, and the rest of the heroes of highsec: The gankers, bumpers, wardeccers, awoxers, and everyone else who knows how EVE is best enjoyed. If you meet that description, give yourself a pat on the back. The data proves you've earned it!

Friday, January 3, 2014

Goofus and Gallant at the Complaint Desk

As the guy who runs highsec, I have a lot of different jobs to do. One of the most important of these is the job of problem-solver. Carebears instinctively recognize this, which I suppose is why they send me so many complaints.


Highsec miner Hikari Kirigaya convo'ed me and wasted no time in making known the nature of her complaint. I immediately expressed my desire to hear what she had to say.


Hikari made no secret of the fact that she was more interested in entertaining her boyfriend on Skype than in creating emergent content for EVE. But I had absolute faith in my Agents, so I was confident the story would have a happy ending.


I was not disappointed. The Agents of the New Order always see to it that justice is done.


According to Hikari, the New Order narrowly missed an extraordinary opportunity. She was totally planning to join the group that she accused of having a "cult mentality".


After I educated her, Hikari flounced out of the convo. This transaction would be an example of a Goofus at the complaint desk. It's hard for a carebear to improve himself or herself if they prioritize speaking over listening. Now let's look at another case.


After getting blown to smithereens, Gunner Trill Adelle opened a support ticket with me. He insisted that the only reason he'd been killed was that he got caught in a bubble.


I launched a five-second investigation into his claim and found no basis for it. Gunner's sob story having been exposed as a lie, the New Order was now rapidly closing in on the truth.


Miraculously, Gunner saw sense. His love of pancakes, not the New Order's highsec bubbles, were to blame for his death. He duly apologized for the error.


Some days it seems that carebears are physically incapable of apologizing. Then you run into a nice young fellow like Gunner, and your faith in highsec is restored.


Gunner made the most of his death and reconsidered his outlook on EVE. He came to the conclusion that compliance is better than defiance. A lesson for all of highsec!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Setting a Course for Compliance

Some people say that the New Order opposes highsec mining. Some even petition us for "promoting bigotry" against the miners. Actually, we're strongly in favor of legal mining. What we're against is bot-aspirancy. And that takes on many forms, not just illegal mining in highsec.


Joy N'Dafun convo'ed my alt, Currin Trading, after I popped her shuttle and podded her. I barely got a "hello" out before she volunteered a full confession of her crimes. Torture, for intel-gathering or law enforcement, is unnecessary in highsec. The carebears tell us everything--all we have to do is show up.


Joy didn't deny having knowledge of the New Order and its Code. She did deny having read it. I've seen this song and dance before, so I humored her.


Joy admitted that she had, in fact, read the Code. By now, the Code is probably the most widely-read EVE-related document of all time. I suspect more EVE players have read the Code than have read the EULA. If players are expected to follow the EULA, why not expect them to follow the Code, which they're more likely to have read?


Like a lot of people, Joy didn't have a problem with the rules--except for the one that outlawed her peccadillo of choice. As I often say, the Code is not a buffet. You don't pick and choose which rules you want to follow. You gotta take the whole thing.


Joy left the convo. It was like one of those scenes in a movie where someone walks away from a negotiation, but then, after a high-tension moment, comes back.


After reflecting on the Code and my "termination notice" EVEmail, Joy felt a growing desire to buying a permit.


This is highsec in a nutshell. First the shock and outrage, then the absorption of the Code, then the turning over of a new leaf. This is why the New Order never gives up. We want to stick around for the good part.


Joy and I parted on good terms. She understood her obligations, and I was willing to forgive her for her past failure to live up to said obligations. It was a give-and-take, a far cry from the "tyranny" that our critics accuse us of.


Joy purchased a permit and made a public declaration of loyalty to the proper authorities in highsec. If I hadn't been around to kill her, this wonderful transformation might never have taken place.


The story had a happy ending. Of course, EVE is not a fairy tale or even a movie. It's real life. As such, it's a much more complicated. Not everything gets wrapped up so neatly.


Despite the progress that had been made, Joy's compliance quotient had suffered a relapse. She'd exhibited symptoms of her old bot-aspirancy in my presence, and I had to kill her again.


I'm willing to concede that autopiloting is a game mechanic that does not violate the EULA. However, autopiloting in an untanked vessel is an act that carries the presumption that highsec is totally safe. Classic bot-aspirancy--and totally against the Code.


I was disappointed by Joy's betrayal, but wasn't too surprised by it. In our original conversation, I noticed she seemed to be preoccupied with her own needs--what she could get out of the deal. Although everyone benefits from the Code, it's not there to promote selfishness. The Code is about giving and sharing to promote the interests of the community as a whole. Ask not what highsec can do for you, but what you can do for highsec. It's a motto our Agents live by and fight for every single day.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Art Good and Bad

The value of art, typically, is subjective. It's open to interpretation. However, the value of highsec art is objective. It's either good or bad. There's only one interpretation, because there is only one Order and one Code in highsec.


This "Inglourious Gankers" meme is an example of good art. It was posted into the MOTD of the New Order channel. It sends a positive message to highsec. Now let's look at some bad art...


An Anonymous commenter posted this in response to Highsec Miner Grab Bag #47. This kind of art has no value. It encourages useless rebellion in highsec.


Another Anonymous commenter (I'm sensing a pattern here) claimed to have "fixed" the MinerBumping banner. As you can see, this is bad art.


Agent TRIXOTOS was sent a link by an unlicensed miner named Snowflake Nigel. It's not every day an Agent gets linked to a PDF of all things, so he was curious about it.


Snowflake's PDF contained three pages of a scanned "mining permit" he created with crayon. A mining permit you can carry around with you even when you're not playing EVE!


The permit opens up to reveal it's a prototype for future permits. These could be produced on a massive scale.


The back cover contains TRIXOTOS's corp's logo and a warning against counterfeit mining permits.


What does all of this tell us? That it's possible for an unlicensed miner to create good art, as well as bad. It reminds us that highsec is filled with miners who have potential. Future Agents, even. As Bing Bangboom would say, highsec is worth fighting for.

Ring in the New Year with One Hundred Eighty-Five Billion in Shares Sold

It's a new year for the New Order. 2014 is going to be quite a year, if the first several minutes of it are any indication. The clock had barely struck midnight EVEtime when I received this amazing EVEmail from Bao Xi:


The man didn't lie: Bao Xi purchased 7,500 additional shares in the New Order. In doing so, he sent us over the 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, and 185 billion isk milestones and earned a rare honour: an Octuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. He is now the second-largest shareholder in the Order.


It's funny to think about the different ways people spend or use their money. Some use it to buy luxuries or for personal glory; others hoard it because it makes them feel good just to have it. On the other hand, we in the New Order have a more peculiar use for our money. We use it to build a better world. Strange concept, no? It seems to be working for us so far. Happy New Year.

Top Supporters for December 2013

Each month, MinerBumping immortalizes its top isk contributors in a hall of fame post. The "Month's Top Supporters" sidebar will begin showing the current month's supporters in a few days. You can view the August 2012, September, October, November, December, January 2013, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, and November top 10 lists at the appropriate links.

Here are our top isk contributors for December 2013:

TOP SUPPORTERS
December 2013



#1. Bao Xi
5,000,000,000 isk



#1. Luthien DeTelerin
5,000,000,000 isk



#3. Slave A00073078
3,500,000,000 isk



#4. Capsti Bashere
2,500,000,000 isk



#5. Bing Bangboom
500,000,000 isk



#5. Janine Frost
500,000,000 isk



#7. Leia Jadesol
315,000,000 isk



#8. Mister McDerp
300,000,000 isk



#9. MajorBean
200,000,000 isk



#10. Decima Technologies
150,000,000 isk

In only a year, the Knights of the Order were built into the finest fighting force in highsec. So many miners and other bot-aspirant carebears have been blessed with a level of interactive gameplay that they couldn't have imagined before the New Order. The fuel for our war machine is courage and honour. Aside from that, it's isk--money that comes directly from our shareholders. Astonishing generosity with equally astonishing results.