Monday, September 11, 2017

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 16

Previously, on MinerBumping... They said the siege had to end soon. It couldn't last forever, could it? But Mission Ready Mining corporation found itself locked in a seemingly interminable battle with the Agents of the New Order. The Gelhan system, once home to a frenzy of mining activity, was shut down by Agents like expert bumper Georgia B Dixie. But MRM had over 2,400 members at its command, and eventually, they had to do something.


The giant corporation began sending fleets to Gelhan. Numerous pilots swarmed the asteroid belts. They were assigned the task of protecting a handful of miners who were still willing to risk destruction.


It was not enough. Our heroes were still able to slip into the belts and gank their targets, right before the watchful eyes of the miners' would-be defenders.


MRM remained defiant in local. However, their morale was severely undermined by the ganks. They'd been assured that with enough defense ships, they'd be untouchable. Now they knew it wasn't true.


The defenders, too, lost confidence in themselves. They were putting in a lot of time--time that could be used for grinding isk--and it wasn't paying off. The miners they were "protecting" still got ganked. What was the point?


Finally, the MRM defense fleet had no choice but to advise the miners not to mine while Agents were in the system. They couldn't guarantee their safety.


Unfortunately, our Agents had a habit of idling in the system, making it difficult to know when it was safe to undock. But surely--surely!--the siege of Gelhan would end eventually.


The next day, Orca pilot Le Anne tried to return to mining, only to be bumped away by Agent Georgia. The MRM defense fleet, whose ranks had been noticeably thinned due to the previous day's failures, was useless. Le Anne would need to take matters into her own hands.


Le Anne had a nasty surprise in store for Georgia. Le Anne wasn't just another carebear-staring yellowboxer. No, she had a gank fleet ready to pounce on Georgia's bumping Machariel.


Eventually, Le Anne revealed that she didn't have any gankers at her disposal. Unable to escape the bumps, she decided her only option was to file a petition and hope that CCP would ban Georgia.


Despite the petition threat, Georgia wouldn't stop bumping Le Anne. Not until she complied with the Code. The MRM defense fleet looked on, helpless.


Even if CCP wouldn't ban Georgia, maybe Le Anne could persuade Georgia that she was breaking the terms of the EULA?


Alas, the strategy failed. Georgia wouldn't stop bumping, and the New Order wouldn't lift the siege of Gelhan. The miners were aghast. This madness had already gone on for far longer than anyone could've imagined--yet it would continue still. Surely a corporation with 2,400 members could find a way to put a stop to this?

To be continued...

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Kills of the Week

Is highsec safe? The question is like asking whether a public highway is safe. It will never be 100% safe, of course; such is life. But just how safe it is depends very much on the driver. If you choose to obey the law, remain alert, and conduct yourself in a responsible manner, you're going to be much safer than a guy who deliberately drives off into a ditch to satisfy his own morbid curiosity.

Needless to say, our hypothetical ditch-driver is no crazier or more reckless than the sorry carebear who wades through highsec without a mining permit. We all know what happens to him. From the week of September 3rd @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 9th @ 23:59 EVEtime:



The fittingly named but poorly fitted theconfusedone restored the macabre tradition of carebears losing billion isk Hulks. In fact, his decadent exhumer was worth just shy of 2 billion isk before Agents Pod-Goo RepoWoman and Aaaarrgg reduced it to ashes. In addition to a pair of ORE Strip Miners, he had a full rack of 'Aoede' Mining Laser Upgrades. A singularly poor investment.



Garphos Trectes had the presence of mind to load up his hauler with armor tank mods. On the other hand, he was too absentminded to purchase a mining permit before he began his journey. Agents Ralliana, Underpaid Ship Mechanic, and Luna Nightblood hammered Garphos with a trio of Tornadoes.


Just think of all the illegal mining that must've gone into this.



Uedama was the final destination for Sajuuk Vakarian and his named-anti-tanked freighter. The Kusion family's legacy struck in the form of another rising clan, the Rozei family. Agents Sherri Rozei, Ruby Rozei, Christine Rozei, Tawny Rozei, Trump The King, Giselle Rozei, Shanade Rozei, Lagatha Rozei, Baron Rozei, Katy Rozei, Harletta Quinn, and Ivanka Rozei bombed and blasted the freighter to bits.



Derp Fido lost a stunning 31.5 billion isk when she anti-tanked her freighter and went on autopilot in New Order territory. A massive gank fleet was ready for her, salivating at the prospect of capturing her illegal goods. Agents Tantaria Stavanghar, Elite Highsec PvP, BAE B BLUE, Yojiro, Franz Fizzleblade, ClearLove, BAE B PEW, Bint Bint, Synamic, Unfit ForDoody, Padre Gankero, Lucita Pappotte, SynthiaGreey, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, Gea Stormbound, Kled Schietschip, Pat Makunt, Wylde Ranger, Bluekiss, Selina Love, Basic Black Bitch, Padme Love, Ngoq TlhamChu', Tender Sometimes, Lucifer Jaynara, Lunar Love, and Rosanna Love got their wish: They confiscated over 25 billion isk of contraband in a single kill.


Speaking of the fruits of illegal mining... Crime doesn't pay. Only the Code does.



Dena Esil was too cheap to get herself a proper combat ship; she was caught flying an 11 million isk weapon-less frigate. For whatever reason, though, Dena thought her neutered Slasher would perform better with 2.6 billion isk worth of implants. Agent Aaaarrgg parted the carebear from her ship and her implants.


An armor-tanking pod for a ship with virtually no armor. Foolish.



Impressively, exex managed to lose an even more expensive pod than Dena. Agent Pod-Goo Repoman spotted a naked pod hanging out in highsec and jumped on the chance to claim it. The result: A crushing loss of over 5 billion isk for the carebear.


Looks like exex returned to EVE after a two-year absence, only to find that the Code is still very much alive--unlike his own ships.


This is what a 5 billion isk pod looks like--when you have no idea what you're doing. But what do you expect? The poor fellow didn't have the Code to guide him.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Remembrance and Victory 2017

In recent years, September 10th has become known as A Day of Remembrance, A Day of Victory. For it is at this time of year when we remember all those Agents of the New Order who have been unjustly permabanned from EVE.


And boy, do we remember them. The Permabanned Heroes of the Code shareholder account, created in their honour, is credited with the purchase of 206,425 shares. That's over 200 billion isk dedicated for use in the destruction of bot-aspirants. This account was the largest New Order shareholder until the recent (and staggering) purchase of 315 billion isk worth of shares by I'm quitting Eve PV Rock I want to talk with you--itself made in part to honour the fallen.


Although September 10th, 2014 is the most notorious day in the history of permabans, CCP has, on occasion, continued to err on the side of the banhammer. Last autumn, a number of Agents were given a 30-day ban which resulted in a Reddit thread by none other than Globby himself, the inventor of the hyperdunk and hypersuperhyperdunk.


On that occasion, a standard jump freighter kill somehow led to CCP mistakenly giving a temporary ban to every ganker listed on the kill.


Despite the overwhelmingly pro-carebear, anti-Code sentiment of the EVE subreddit, Globby's thread was upvoted to the top. Since the kill obviously did not involve any kind of exploit, the community demanded an explanation. CCP Falcon was forced to make a statement. This was quite a rare event, since ordinarily no one at CCP will comment publicly on bans.


Falcon claimed that he ensured everything was on the up-and-up by personally speaking with the GMs responsible for the bans (who apparently operate out of a basement). He did not, however, see fit to explain the reason for the ban, leading intelligent observers to conclude that the bans were made in error but that CCP was too stubborn to reverse them--especially since the bans were temporary anyway.

After a month, the gankers returned.


Nevertheless, CCP's habit of accidentally permabanning people who didn't break the rules reasserted itself. This time, the target was the Kusion family, all of whom were permabanned three months ago.


Jason Kusion and his merry band of ganker alts, who spent most of their time in The Conference Elite and ended their career in KUSION SPECIAL TEAM, are among the deadliest and most famous gankers in EVE history. Jason Kusion is credited with over 10 trillion isk in kills. This doesn't count the innumerable kills scored by other Kusions when Jason Kusion wasn't on the killmail. Impressively, a very large percentage of the 10 trillion isk consists of kills performed entirely by the Kusions.


One of the reasons the Kusion clan became so widely known and respected is that Jason streamed many of his ganks on Twitch, so that everyone could see he was a master of multitasking and not controlling his alts with input broadcasting software (e.g., ISBoxer).


The Kusions are best known for the unthinkable carnage they wrought. However, Jason Kusion also had a lighter side. He enjoyed practical jokes, such as the Ruse Kruise, which swept up most of the Reddit and Anti-Ganking communities.

Nevertheless, the Kusion ganking spree could not last forever. I received the following message after the banhammer fell:

"Jason Kusion and all alts has received a permanent ban on all accounts. No email given. The reason given was 'Eula Violation.' He hasn't even played for at least a fortnight."

And a month later:

"Jason Kusion has received a permanent ban with the only reason being 'Eula Violation.' He didn't even receive an email in regards to it - and CCP is not responding to petitions."

Many have witnessed the cowardice and carelessness with which CCP sometimes bans EVE's best players. I've experienced it myself. As many of you know, a few months after I started playing EVE in 2006, I was accidentally permabanned by CCP. After I petitioned the ban, it was lifted. If CCP's customer service had been as deficient back then as it is now, the entire history of EVE would have taken a much different, much darker path.

Nevertheless, those Agents of the New Order who remain in EVE are the very people who keep the game going. And we are deeply inspired by the Martyrs of the Code. Their bravery runs through our veins. And for that reason, the bot-aspirants of highsec still tremble at the mention of their names.

Friday, September 8, 2017

Over One Trillion Five Hundred Fifty Billion in Shares Sold

A dilemma: What if you already purchased New Order shares this month?


The answer: Buy. More. Shares.


Our Agents are constantly inspiring people--even when they leave comments on MinerBumping posts. Minx Mattel doubled her holdings of New Order stock by purchasing 315 additional shares (she had it right in the subject line and made a typo in the body of the EVEmail). This purchase sent us past the 1,545 billion isk mark and earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


Apo123 did highsec and CCP a solid by funding the New Order and boosting subscription numbers. His purchase of 5,000 additional shares sent us past the 1,546, 1,547, 1,548, 1,549, and 1,550 billion isk marks. Congrats to Apo123 for also earning a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™!

BONUS!


It would appear that inspiration is going around these days. This can only be the Code's doing.


The bot-aspirant carebears of highsec look upon our Agents with an extraordinary amount of envy. Is it any wonder?

BONUS BONUS!

Agent Sigrid Lorokai celebrated a victory in the name of the New Order by crafting a short film:


Agents of the New Order, when you play the game of EVE, you either win or you win. Because the CODE always wins. Always!

As always, permanent links to New Order art can be found on our Links page.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

An Agent's Duty in a Declining EVE

The cry goes out, "EVE is dying!" People have been making that false claim since the beginning of the game so many years ago. Those doomsayers, inhabiting the fringe of the EVE community, have been pushed aside whenever they tried to peddle their frantic concerns. Although various decisions by CCP have been rightly criticized over the years, EVE has never died or come close to dying.

These days, the pessimists are more measured--and more mainstream. They see a game whose playerbase has gone into an unprecedented decline. As a result, they say, CCP has a desperate need for new EVE subscribers. Therefore, for the sake of the continued survival of the game, EVE players must make special accommodations for new players to ensure that they feel like giving CCP their money.

Today, we'll consider whether EVE is actually facing extinction, and if so, what special duties an Agent has in enforcing the Code under such conditions.


To begin with, there's no question that EVE's many years of rising player numbers are long past. CCP used to brag that its subscriber count grew each year. When it stopped growing, they stopped releasing information about their subscriber count. Since then, players have used Eve-Offline data on the number of logged-in players as a proxy.

In recent years, the plateau in EVE players came to an end, and a decline set in. In 2016, the decline was temporarily interrupted by the infusion of free-to-play Alpha accounts. The spike in player numbers soon flattened. But from the perspective of CCP's subscription revenues, the masking effect of the Alphas is still present, because now, for the first time, a chunk of the logged-in players are not actually subscribers.

These free Alphas still appear in the logged-in player count. The number of subscribers, one might estimate, is down to 2006 or 2007 levels. Instead of rising, as they were in 2006-2007, the numbers are falling. Moreover, CCP no longer appears very interested in EVE; its efforts (if not revenues) are in its VR projects.

So yes, EVE is in decline. That doesn't mean the servers will shut down in a year or five or ten. No one knows how long EVE can continue to stay active, or how many players are needed to keep the game afloat financially for CCP or a company that buys CCP/EVE.

Suppose that CCP/EVE enters a period of serious financial stress over the next few years. Let's even assume that the very existence of EVE is at stake. What are the special responsibilities of an Agent of the New Order?

In answering such questions, as always, we turn first to the Code. We know from experience that without the Code, highsec is a disaster. One which, if left unchecked, increasingly threatens the rest of the game. We remember well the Faustian bargains offered by Trebor Daehdoow and the theme park crowd, who promised to bring EVE more players and money for the development of new features, if only CCP would sell EVE's soul and make highsec risk-free.

We also know from the Code that it's not our job to bring in new players and increase CCP's profits; that's CCP's job. Nevertheless, scientific studies performed by CCP proved that ganking improves player retention. If you want to retain a player, kill him.

Of course, you can't retain a player who doesn't come to EVE in the first place. What draws people to EVE? Years ago, The Mittani observed that EVE's unique selling point wasn't its graphics or its UI or its PvE; it's the fact that EVE has "PvP with consequences". Later, EVE came to have a second unique selling point: It was the birthing ground of the Code. In no other game can the Code manifest itself so much or so well. MinerBumping is arguably the best recruitment tool this game's ever had.

The theme parker says, "Don't engage in PvP with that new* player. Shelter him from the consequences of EVE's consequential PvP. And don't dare breathe a word to him about the Code."

* May not actually be new.

The surest way to kill EVE is to deny or stifle its EVEness. We know better: To keep the lifeblood of EVE flowing in its veins, give a new player the Code as soon as humanly possible! (Within the rules, of course.)

Then there is the legacy of EVE to consider. What's good about EVE--what's worth remembering and being inspired by after the game is dead--is not the graphics or UI or PvE. It's certainly not the EVE trademarks/IP or its lore (unless you consider the Code to be part of the lore). Rather, it's the spirit of the game, which is best reflected by the Code.

After EVE has reached its conclusion, there will be other games that attempt to capture the essence of what made EVE work--what made EVE work in spite of its UI, PvE, etc. Those game developers of the future will need to be able to hold in their minds the EVE we know and love. Not a safe, watered-down, theme parky EVE that everyone will be eager to forget.

What is the duty of an Agent in a time when CCP is desperately hungry for subscribers? What is the duty of an Agent in a time when the EVE "old guard" is worried sick over losing their collection of titans when the servers' plugs are pulled?

Why, to spread the love of the Code, nothing more. The loyal Agent gives a new player dignity and respect by demanding that he meet our standards and obey our Code. That's the past, present, and future of EVE.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Peering into the Soul, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agents Slutzilla and Larsulrik Napsterbane brought illegal miner Gatss01 to justice. After some initial resistance, the miner began to asking probing questions about the New Order mining permit system. But was he really going to buy a permit--and if so, would he actually obey the Code?


Agent Larsulrik felt that Gatss01 was sending mixed signals. Still, most of the signs pointed to an imminent permit purchase.


Success! Gatss01 took a major step toward Code compliance. Still, there was something in the miner's words that suggested less than full faith. That's bad.


The next hurdle was cleared without incident: Gatss01 updated his bio to include evidence of his permit purchase. Yet, again, the ambiguity was there: Gatss01 made additional changes to his bio, highlighting the phrase "secure place" and offering a warning to future gankers that he didn't have expensive implants.
Gatss01 > hello ?
D34dly D34dly > o/
D34dly D34dly > Permit control! You did seem afk
Gatss01 > why ?
Gatss01 > i did see you right away
D34dly D34dly > very well done!
Two days later, Gatss01 was visited by yet another Agent of the New Order, D34dly D34dly. The occasion was a friendly check-up for the new permit owner. Gatss01 passed D34dly's test with flying colors, responding quickly to chat and warping out of the asteroid belt when our Agent's ship appeared on grid.
Gatss01 > im mining only when i want calculate stuff for next move
Gatss01 > you wont have problem with me i think
D34dly D34dly > \o/
Gatss01 > btw
Gatss01 > i did check on you before you came
Gatss01 > i dont see you are in Code alliance
Gatss01 > thats why i jumped away
As you can see, enforcing the Code can require a level of sophistication most EVE players can't imagine. Based on the record thus far, would you have been able to determine whether Gatss01's true character was one of Gallantry or Goofusness?
D34dly D34dly > well, you can enforce the CODE as independent genker too
Gatss01 > not intrested
D34dly D34dly > anyways, you wouldn't believe how many miners buy a permit and go afk for 15 minutes.
Gatss01 > if i want go afk i would go far enought
As the two continued their friendly chat, the murkiness of Gatss01's motives re-emerged.
D34dly D34dly > allo again?
Gatss01 > oh hey
Gatss01 > i had a question
Gatss01 > dont quite remember now
D34dly D34dly > heh, just take your time ^^
Immediately after their convo ended, D34dly was surprised to get a convo invite from Gatss01. The enigmatic miner had a question but couldn't remember what it was.
Gatss01 > oh yeah
Gatss01 > about other account same person ?
Gatss01 > mining in same time ?
Gatss01 > do i have to pay for eatch account or is it a least autorized ?
D34dly D34dly > every character needs a permit
Our hero must've breathed a sigh of relief. Gatss01 simply wanted to buy more mining permits.
Gatss01 > so its still ok
D34dly D34dly > do you have a mining fleet? ^^
Gatss01 > not for now
D34dly D34dly > don't go there (I bet it must be super-boring) xD
Gatss01 > thats kinda the only way to make decend money
Dealing with this miner was like a roller coaster ride--so many ups and downs.
D34dly D34dly > what about trading? freighter ganking? xD
D34dly D34dly > on a more phlosophical note - what do you want with the money ?
Gatss01 > lots of thing
Gatss01 > if i could buy the stop of suicide gank of Eve for one Billion i would do it x)
D34dly D34dly > NOOOOO: what would I do then?! ^^
D34dly D34dly > also thnk of all the bot fleets which would make much more isk than you :P
Gatss01 made his first definitively alarming statement: He suggested that if he could end all suicide ganking in EVE by paying someone a billion isk, he'd do it. But was that really what he said? The miner's poor writing ability muddied the waters--but not enough to obscure the red flag frantically shaking its crimson above the waves.
D34dly D34dly > everybody would mine in Covetors with Transporters parked next to them, and only come back after a day... it would be so sad and botty
Gatss01 > kinda yeah
Gatss01 > well its not about botting anymore
Gatss01 > witch actualy if i knew there were a coproration doing that ill totaly join them
D34dly D34dly > whut? :O
Then the miner made a crushing admission: If he knew a bot-mining corporation, he would join them and become a bot himself. He openly aspired to become a bot--the clearest symptom of bot-aspirancy imaginable!


In the weeks that followed, Gatss01 abandoned the mining permit he'd purchased and declared his intention to become an Anti-Ganker. So far, he has yet to so much as leech on a CONCORD mail, though he lost a destroyer to one of Agent Slutzilla's corpmates. Still, Gatss01 threw in his lot with the rebels. He was a Goofus all along.

More proof that a mining permit, on its own, is not sufficient. Full faith in the Code--all of the Code--is a must.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Peering into the Soul, Part 1

Agents of the New Order perform countless vital services for the people of highsec. One of the most important--judging them.


Agent Slutzilla came across a Retriever pilot and checked his bio. Our hero began to judge the miner. New Order Agents are capable of making incredibly accurate snap decisions, but they're also really good at conducting thorough investigations.
Slutzilla > heya!
Gatss01 > Hello
Slutzilla > why is a battleship pilot flying a rettie?
Gatss01 > why not
Gatss01 > you loocking to destroy hight value ship ?
Slutzilla questioned Gatss01 about his bio and how it seemingly conflicted with his choice of ship.


Luckily, Gatss01 didn't remain in his Retriever for too long. After Slutzilla ganked him, our hero also relieved the miner of a pod worth 100 million isk.
Slutzilla > well sometiems battleship mission pilots have expensive implants
Gatss01 > ffs..
Gatss01 > i just cale back in game yesturday
Gatss01 > came*
Slutzilla > welcome back to EVE!
Gatss01 > well fk you
The miner didn't have a particularly good attitude about experiencing his first real taste of EVE since returning to the game. I guess he didn't miss the game that much.


...But then there was a development. Gatss01 convo'ed the other ganker on the Retriever kill, Agent Larsulrik Napsterbane.


Gatss01 had read his termination mail and followed the link to MinerBumping. The miner didn't go directly to the Code, however; he simply read whatever post was first on MinerBumping's front page that day. Confused, he sought additional info from Larsulrik.


Now, dear reader, we get to the real meat of today's post. Put yourself in Agent Larsulrik's shoes. Do you think Gatss01 will buy a mining permit, or will he run away screaming?


As I said, Agents have the task of judging the miners they encounter. First they must consider whether the miner can be persuaded to buy a permit. And if so, will the miner will actually honour the permit?


Gatss01 was offering a lot of the typical carebear excuses for his misbehavior. That's a bad sign. On the other hand, Gatss01 was at least willing to engage with the material. In fact, Gatss01 quoted MinerBumping:


After a little prompting, Gatss01 expressed interest in the benefits of a mining permit. Perhaps our Agent was going to make a sale after all.


When a miner starts talking like this, a permit purchase is very likely. He simply wants to do his due diligence before investing the 10 million isk.


Gatss01 was encouraged by what he heard from Larsulrik. Everything matched up with what he knew about the way the New Order operates. For example, he knew that Agent Slutzilla had read his bio (with the battleship reference) before ganking him.


Things were going smoothly. But again, dear reader, put yourself in Larsulrik's shoes. Can you tell whether Gatss01 was a Gallant-aspirant... Or was he merely a Goofus willing to part with 10 million isk?


Next time, we'll find out the answer.

To be continued...