EVE is buzzing with excitement over the recent MinerBumping post, CCP Proves the New Order Was Right about Ganking and New Players. At last, even CCP can see that there's no more justification for nerfing highsec aggression. Ganking is good for business!
But amidst all of the celebrating, it's easy to forget that there are a lot of people who are hurting out there. Their whole outlook on EVE has been shattered. They're scared. What will become of the carebear apologists?
Jonah Gravenstein has some ideas on how to get these anti-PvP activists back to work.
It's an interesting concept. Maybe a controversial one. Thoughts?
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It's such a shame that we don't have nice pictures of our notorious Anons. I'm almost of a mind to think that Veers and Infinity Ziona don't have anything on some of our more motivated anonymous posters.ReplyDelete
Of course, I also kind of shudder to think about what might happen if their visage were related in any way to their posting ability. Talk about a "waiting disaster."
Hi everyone!! Im Ming Tso and i want to let you all know i donated 11 billion isk (after being conned into it)! This is because im Tso cool!! Really! I am! Dont worry thou, i plan to donate more isk in april, because im loaded!! My wallet is overflowing with isk so what better way to get rid of it then to donate to the savior err fraud that is james 315!! I plan on donating at least 15 billion this time around, because its Tso easy for me to make isk. I can make billions in just a few hours, and if you like i can always teach you to. :) Worry not, soon enough ill be #1, because ill give isk untill it hurts. Honest, you can trust me!ReplyDelete
As usual a carebear is interested only in isk (should i say obsessed?). Good luck having fun in EVE.Delete
Good to hear that ming!! Im sure you will make a proud supporter (someday).Delete
If you do follow up with an april donation of that size, you would make 3rd in all :)
Very good of you ming :)
I lied. This is really the shitposter known as -=M=- . i am just scared to post as M anymore because the mean gankers make fun of me until i quit using my snazzy signature. Now i resort to shitposting as a plain anon in the hopes that my decent into childish mockery cannot be linked back to me. Also, i am still horny for a catalyst up my bum.Delete
Miner, calm down!Delete
Posting about Ming and nothing else....check.Delete
Referring to a voluntary donation to minerbumping as somehow being scammed...check.
"Though" misspelled as "thou"...check.
Constant misspellings and grammatical errors...check.
I do love me some veers tearsReplyDelete
My only slight criticism is I feel the bottom line should be amended to "Shiptoaster Rollercoaster"
Hehehehe...I likey :PReplyDelete
Hush kaely....back in the corner where you belong!Delete
Be good and someone might give you a treat.
Veers - lolReplyDelete
Is Ziona back? Man that was a meltdown for the ages. I made this during his last meltdown:ReplyDelete
I guess he didn't mean it.
As a great fan of bender can I say 1) Lolz and 2) Bite my Shiney Metal Ass!Delete
Lol...lame...im still happily playing while code leaders like dj and loyal are long gone/banned.ReplyDelete
By 'happily playing' i mean of course that i am actively trying to feel relevant by dragging the names of two real players through the crap, even months after their departure from EvE. It is all i have to grasp at, and i am deluded enough to think that i made a point with my last comment. In reality i am just another shitposter with esteem issues.Delete
lol - you really are a joke.Delete
The joke is code that 3 years and 500 billion isk later still has done nothing to change highsec. Turns out that bravado and miner ganking aren't enough to get the job done.Delete
No Veers. You are the joke, really. Even your trolling is getting a somewhat desperate tone to it.Delete
Keep trying to be relevant though big guy. At least you are good for a slight chuckle. Won't reply to you anymore today. Already wasted too many seconds of my life on you.
lol...nice one...how many times have i featured on the front page of your website already?Delete
Code failing, code leaders banned/quit, veers keeps on winning, Iliwhatever keeps on crying.
Another day in the life....
i suggest you check loyals killboard hes back lolDelete
Getting real tired of your shit, fake Veers.Delete
The Veers@2:20, 2:35, 2:39, and 2:40 aren't me. You can tell they're fake Veers because I, the real Veers Belvar, am a super important real-life lawyer, and don't have time to sit at minerbumping pushing F5. Even if I wasn't completely busy with my totally real job which is totally lucrative and awesome and I totally have, there is no financial reward (in-game or out-of-game) for commenting on minerbumping, and that means that doing so is sociopathic and real-life torture and harassment. And I, being a very real lawyer, would never engage in such despicable acts.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go grind incursions for 10 hours so I can avoid paying $15 for a PLEX.
Where is Gorila these days? Have not heard from him in a while.ReplyDelete
Wait! Whaaaat? Loyal got banned???ReplyDelete
He's so banned that he was ganking a few hours ago. But, hey, facts mean nothing to whinebear Eve-haters, like Veers. :PDelete
Did I claim he was banned? He retired to life after failing miserably in his objectives, and driving code straight into the gutter - as I predicted.Delete
That's the crazy Veers we all know and love!
Keep those teers coming Veers!Delete
I predicted this. I predicted the end of code. I predicted the Kennedy assassination. I predicted the interwebs. I predicted the fall of the Roman Empire. I predicted my middle finger up my bum. I predicted my ascention to the king of shitposters.Delete
All while hiding in some backwater station.
I is da kang baybee!
meh seems made upReplyDelete
This is one of my favorite carebear Anons. No coprophilia, no creepy obsession with particular agents, no misogyny or sexual harassment. Just a bot-like, copy/pasted comment, once a day every day. After PoopAnon, M, and the rest of the creepers, simple uncomplicated bot-aspirancy is actually quite refreshing.Delete
Another Code Victory!ReplyDelete
I am so envious of the code players, that is why i am constantly trying to draw attention to myself. It is not my fault if the only way i know to do that is to shitpost some crap about Loyal quitting when he is still ganking. I know it makes me look like a dumb twat, but i really need the attention, you see, i do not have any real friends. No one cares for my arrogance, especially when it is completely unwarranted, as i am an innefectual, impotent, downsy little fool with a severe inferiority complex that trys hard to convince others that i am important.ReplyDelete
Whew, it feels good to get that off my chest!
The CODE always wins! Always!
Veers, stop shitposting please! The rest of us self-important blowhards in the AG community wish you would go back to Hello Kitty or whatever crap you play while you are claiming to run incursions (which we all know you cannot do while hiding in a station :/ )Delete
Come on man! EvE will not miss your deluded crap, and neither will anyone else. Just gtfo please, you are wasting docking space.
The CODE always wins when veers whines! And veers whines, always!
LOL Veers, You know you have no leg to stand on when even the carebears want you gone.Delete
How about backing your mouth up with action? No one is going to follow a forum troll with an empty kill board.
Dibs on stuff when you finally grow a brain and unsub.
~ Asia Leigh