Saturday, March 28, 2015
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #75
Never trust a carebear's ship name. You will know a carebear by his actions--and his tears. Grab Bag time!
You might think Mirela Thai's suggestion to the Agent who ganked her was an idle one. You'd be wrong. In fact, Mirela had given it a lot of thought:
It seems carebears have only gotten worse since the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie.
Miners always complain about the gankers shooting ships that can't shoot back. Yet for some reason, the miners rarely take the opportunity to use their hard-won kill rights.
Luckily, highsec has a Saviour who is only interested in making EVE a better place. I'm not in it for the money. The New Order is incorruptible.
BTB DK has it wrong. The New Order doesn't sell mining permits to protect miners from other New Order members. We do it to protect the miners from themselves. This is literally in the first paragraph of the Code.
Some carebears, like Dheathproof, offer IRL death wishes in the laziest way possible...
...But in Mother Russia, it's their custom to put some real effort into it.
For Nazareem Dmatto, having intercourse with his girlfriend is a back-up plan for when his ship gets ganked and he can no longer mine. Of course, first he has to finish writing a tearmail to the person who ganked him.
It was bad enough when Xenuria's name was scratched off the EVE monument, but this is ridiculous!
Miners have a funny way of describing events. They can tell a story about good things happening, yet make it seem as if bad things happened.
Jaysin Lock finally finished his complaint letter, urging the New Order to figure out its targets. Actually, we have a system for that, and it seems to be working perfectly.
Our final tearmail of the day comes from ryan "Don't Call Me Sir" Penshar. You know, I always give credit where it's due. ryan managed to come up with a brand new excuse for going AFK: To cool down his laptop. If only he could cool his jets as easily.