Could this docile, permit-carrying miner really be the same guy who told Agent Mildron to "go choke on a cock"? It was hard to believe. Mildron had to see it with his own eyes, so he convo'ed the miner.
Mildron Klinker > o/Seeing it for himself, our hero couldn't deny the terrible truth. He could only ask why.
Doctor Schutz > Go fuck yourself
Doctor Schutz > 30 fucking second response time
Doctor Schutz > fuck yourself backwards troll
Mildron Klinker > what went wrong here? you didn't follow the CODE.It was as if some malevolent force had taken hold of Doctor Schutz and moved him about the asteroid belts like a puppet. (Until Mildron podded him, that is. Afterward Schutz could only move about the insides of a station.)
Doctor Schutz > I was chatting with my cousin you prick
Doctor Schutz > you could have easily messaged me
Doctor Schutz > fuck you
Mildron Klinker > sure, dock up when you do that, did you read http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html?Every Gallant knows that while mining, you're supposed to pay attention to local. Corp chat is a privilege reserved for those who are not actively engaged in PvE. Or, at a minimum, one should keep the local window visible while using other chat channels. Doctor Schutz didn't care. Maybe he wasn't a Gallant? He sure didn't sound like one.
Doctor Schutz > go fuck yourself dishonorable fuck
Doctor Schutz > fuck offf
Doctor Schutz > with your worthless corp and your worthless life
Mildron Klinker > i can't help you don't follow the CODE as you stated you would!Only a few days before, the good Doctor was happily buying permits and pledging loyalty to the Code in his bio. Today, he was a monster.
Doctor Schutz > no, you are not a civilized humn=an being. You are worthless. Worthless. I will speak to you as I speak to an anal wart.
Doctor Schutz > Now, go gank others with your worthless code of conduct
Doctor Schutz > and your worthless life
Mildron Klinker > eahm, if you say you would do something, would you do that something?The miner fumed and raged. He'd lost everything he owned. Without the mining barge, he had no more EVE assets whatsoever. Perhaps this is what happens to any miner who tastes poverty? Mildron refused to accept it.
Doctor Schutz > i paid you for the fucking license - i deserved to be messaged
Doctor Schutz > not to be scammed into a 30 sec window of respinse time
Doctor Schutz > go fuck yourself
Doctor Schutz > you took everything i had a second time
Mildron Klinker > i was messaging you in local! i didn't give you 30 seconds, even more than a minute, no response!It was official: Doctor Schutz was a Goofus. He threatened to quit the game and reduce CCP's subscription revenues. Which apparently everyone cares about now.
Doctor Schutz > I WAS IN CORP CHANNEL!
Doctor Schutz > Now, once again, i have to scrape everything i have to get a mining ship again
Doctor Schutz > ill just quit, and suggest to all my friends never to try he game
Doctor Schutz > thats more damaging to you than anything
Doctor Schutz > because pricks like you make this game worthless
Mildron Klinker > i can't help that, if you have read the CODE you would have known that you should respond to an Agent if he demands it!It was bizarre. The miner truly had taken leave of his senses. But there was another mystery...
Doctor Schutz > GO FUCK YOUR CODEAND YOUR MOM
Mildron Klinker > i can't help that you need more guidance to this game, i would suggest WOW for you.....
Doctor Schutz > there we go
Doctor Schutz > that should help you along
Doctor Schutz > enjoy the bounty
The miner claimed to have absolutely no EVE assets. He said there was no more point in playing the game; he would have to start over. Yet he was able to put a 100 million isk bounty on Agent Mildron.
Doctor Schutz > hhahahaha the truth is - i have tons of money - because i have a life , and ISK is worthless, and unlimited for meDoctor Schutz, who had been ganked while mining in a Retriever and even a Venture, had plenty of money to throw around on bounties. The miner cackled with glee and fully gave himself to the madness within.
Mildron Klinker > did you check my current bounty ?
Doctor Schutz > i did, 100mil more added to it
Doctor Schutz > =)
Mildron Klinker > thanks, i will enjoy the ISK, but the 10 million was good enough... you should just follow the CODE, that's all and it wouldn't cost you any ISK more
Doctor Schutz > sub-humans, like yourself Mildron, deserve to have sub-par lives. which is why you live by a game, a game clan, a game clans Code...ROFL.....Witnessing such a spectacle, Mildron could only hope that there was a cure to be found.
Doctor Schutz > now, Mildron, go away, and continue to contribute nothing to the planet
Mildron Klinker > we live by the CODE. You should have done that too
Mildron Klinker > such a shame, i was hoping you where on the right path...
Doctor Schutz > Of psychopathy? No thx
Doctor Schutz > Scuddle of now Mildron
Mildron Klinker > this is James 315 territory, if you want to move, you are free to go to lowsec or nullsec
Meanwhile, Doctor Schutz's alt complained in local.
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