Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Over Five Hundred Seventy-Six Billion in Shares Sold

We're living through a unique moment in EVE's history. After the New Order achieves Final Victory in highsec, there will be no more bot-aspirancy ever again. Everyone's gonna have a great time. Until then, we soldier on.


To help see us through to the end of our mission, Agent PV Rock purchased an additional 5,000 shares, sending us over the 572, 573, 574, 575, and 576 billion isk marks. PV earned a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ and the appreciation of all the gankers we fund through the New Order Treasury.


Meanwhile, the generosity of the Order continues to impress.

BONUS!

Jahyson Malone is building an incredible portfolio. With the end of the Venture-killing contest, this piece is particularly appropriate:


Jahyson is looking for more ideas for New Order posters. Do you have one? Send him a suggestion via EVEmail or the comments section.

Speaking of ideas for new artwork...

BONUS BONUS!

McEnergyDrinks vonLambo Ribwicherson informed me of CCP's new EVE artwork contest!


As always, our Agents were buzzing with great ideas. Specifically, one idea: Lots of portraits of me. Here's what McEnergyDrinks vonLambo Ribwicherson told me he is submitting to the contest:


Giving Picasso a run for his money! With any luck, this image and many others like it will soon be adorning the walls of CCP HQ. Each time a CCP employee sees the face of highsec's Saviour, they will be reminded of what EVE is all about.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

29 comments:

  1. 5 billion in shares?
    That's as much as the "resistance" has managed to raise in their entire lifetime!
    Thanks PV Rock! We're glad to have you on our side!

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    1. Carebears, who care only for isk, are perpetually poor. Meanwhile the New Order, which serves a higher purpose, never lacks for funds.

      There is a moral lesson here but the carebears will struggle to learn it while afk.

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    2. Took a long hard rink of that koolaid I see, still does not change the fact the jamie is a lying dictator and codies are sheeple...

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    3. Anyone, and I mean anyone who uses the word "sheeple" is a prick.
      Science has proven it.

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    4. No they haven't, sheeple are followers of a cult leader that have no original thought of their own ( the followers, that is )...

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    5. @Anon4:04
      No, "Sheeple" is a word that people use to indicate that they are intellectually superior to a target group, while oxymoronically being completely ignorant of said target group and their motivations/opinions/etc.

      Since Agents of the New Order are always righteously focused on carebear reform, (as opposed to say, ourselves,) you will never find an Agent who uses that term.

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    6. I was not claiming that any new order agent used the term...I am claiming that the term accurately describes everyone in the new order with the exception on jamie...have I got you so upset that you cannot read what I am saying properly, ming???

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    7. Hi EllipseAnon! Having a lawful, Code-compliant week thus far?

      Anyway, I believe what Ming was saying was that the use of the word "sheeple", much like excessive use of emoticons, often signals that the person speaking is an idiot. It's not 100% certain proof that they're an idiot (after all, they could be talking about people who use the word sheeple, much like I am currently doing), but it's pretty compelling evidence. So calling New Order Agents (or anyone) sheeple is not actually an effective insult. To call someone sheeple says nothing about the person being described, and it reveals a lot about the person using such an ill-advised word. Specifically, it reveals that they're probably an idiot.

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    8. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sheeple
      This fits you perfectly maria.
      Learn to think before you type.

      -=M=-

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    9. well code is quite nescient.
      Come to think of it, that would be a great new name for them.
      The Nescient Order of High Sec.

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  2. Well, let's just see who submits more artwork... The New Order or the Heroes of Highsec. I wonder if CCP is ready for all the entries coming in... might have to pay staff overtime to get through them all.

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    1. I'm afraid that The New Order will have you beat there too, Held, considering that your movement is still a one-man corp.

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    2. and the new order basically are the heroes of highsec

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    3. I'm all for a friendly competition! May both sides submit lots of stuff!

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    4. I really hope you're legit about about giving in-game shares to people who donate, and that if you're going to artificially inflate your own share count, that you donate that much isk into the pool to truly reflect your investor base.

      Otherwise, you might as well call the shares ceremonial, because that's what they will end up being anyway.

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    5. I'm not sure you understand how Eve shares or real shares work entirely tbh.

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    6. I was going to say the same of you, ye who cries, "My shares will be worth something!!"

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  3. Gaylord FappingtonMarch 10, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    McEnergyDrinks vonLambo Ribwicherson

    Now THATS a name!

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  4. That would make them just as worthless as new order shares...you only get a pat on the head...

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    1. You get a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat!! Who wouldn't want such a prize? (Or eleven of them heh heh heh)

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    2. A fool would want those obviously, which brings to mind ming :-)

      -=M=-

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    3. Good god, man, have a bit of self-respect. Just tell Ming how you feel about him already, all these coy and "subtle" attempts to gain his attention are just embarrassing.

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    4. You're so uncreative, M. Time to step your game up a notch, you've been getting tired fighting the New Order. Which completely makes sense because as hard as you try, you're still defending the bot-aspirants, who you can agree aren't worth the salt you're throwing down.

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    5. But my freedom is worth a lot to me, to follow jamies rules is to give up my freedom, that simply ain't happening, there are not enough of you to force me to accept your rules...

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    6. It is your choice to accept the rule of the Accepted And Legitimate Saviour of Highsec's Right to tell you what you can and cannot do.

      If you reject it, you shall be met only with the consequences of the actions you chose, and you shall have only yourself to blame.

      Should you decide not to accept the Code, The New Order expects you to accept your certain losses when they come without complaint. Because there is nowhere we do not see, and nowhere we cannot reach. (In highsec, anyway.)

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  5. Would make them? Anon @ 9:47, New order shares are worthless.
    Like their tin foil dictator would give them anything other then a pat on the head. Its like they are loyal dogs to him or something....well in a few cases its not far off.

    -=M=-

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  6. Dogs don't follow an unjust leader but Code monkeys does.
    That makes dogs a lot smarter than that player base of EVE.

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    1. +1 on your post anon @ 10:15 :)
      You make a very good point :)

      -=M=-

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  7. CONGRATS TO OUR NEW SHAREHOLDER JENNIFER EN MARLAND!!! <3

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