TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Can we please have captill invited into this group chatThe head of the investigation, TheInternet, succeeded in getting The Blind Eyes' CEO into the chat. One way or another, the truth would come out.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I would like him to answer some questions in front of the investigative committee
HotShotX Warcastle > o7
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > captill we have one of your corporation's capsuleers here, and he has really worked himself into a dilly of a pickle
captill > hello all i have been made awere of whats going on
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > captill I'm not convinced that Iceman Alabel has made you fully aware of what he has been charged with.captill claimed to be up to speed on the day's events, but the trial participants found that hard to believe. captill didn't even have the benefit of a multi-part MinerBumping post!
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > We need to get to the bottom of some of your corporation's activities, and that is why we asked you to com here capitill
captill > then what do you you wish to charge him with
HotShotX Warcastle > As the defense, I would like to advise you that things have gotten quite dire.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Can we have members of the Committee please ask their questions relating to the possible anti-CODE activities before we get into peticularsThe evidence of The Blind Eyes' corruption was put forward: It was a killmail in which one of their corp members tried to counter-gank a ganker. Since CONCORD appeared on the mail, the counter-ganker had failed. Still, it is treason to even try to interfere with New Order activity. Was there another explanation? Was it an accident?
Chocolate Mooses > Yes.
Chocolate Mooses > https://zkillboard.com/kill/43880883/
Chocolate Mooses > can you please explain this? To me, it looks like a trusted member of your corp attempeting to disrupt New Order enforcement activities.
Kalorned > oh my! In Halaima of all places!
Gaylord Fappington > * bows head at the death record of his TNT comrade
captill > my brothers kill ya i remember that i praised him for thatClearly, captill was cut from the same cloth as Iceman.
HotShotX Warcastle > I'm out of faces to palm.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > captill so you admit that you have encouraged your corp members to engage in anti-CODE behavior?!?The CEO confirmed everyone's worst fears. The Blind Eyes was indeed an anti-Order corp.
HotShotX Warcastle > captill as Iceman Alabel's attorney, I hold you squarely responsible for the charges brought upon my client today.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > So it is as we suspected from the beginning of this Committee: there is, indeed, a larger plot here than just one minor miner mining.
HotShotX Warcastle > You have mislead your corpmembers into poorly fitting ships and losing corp assets at an alarming rate.
captill > we as a corp agreed we are not scard of the code and will not follow it
Skipper Blue > /emote gasps
captill > i must admit ice should have never tqken that ship aloneHotShotX was outraged. captill refused to accept responsibility for his corp members' actions. The CEO claimed everyone was on board.
HotShotX Warcastle > WAS THERE A VOTE?
HotShotX Warcastle > WHERE IS EVIDENCE OF THIS?
captill > it was all in chat no need for recorads
HotShotX Warcastle > OBJECTION, THE CHARGED ATTEMPTS TO PASS BLAME ONTO MY CLIENT WITHOUT EVIDENCE
captill > we are all friend in our corp
HotShotX Warcastle > captill, no "friend" would teach someone to fly a fully defenseless barge.Coordinating a space legal defense for Iceman proved nearly impossible. Miners love to lie, but they also love to confess. A curious people, these miners.
Iceman Alabel > like i told HotShotX Warcastle we are an anti code corp
Chocolate Mooses > /emote gasps!
Iceman Alabel > he didnt know i was going out
HotShotX Warcastle > /emote throws hands up in air
captill > ya have anothe member online who will agree w/ meA third member of The Blind Eyes, Aria Ito, was brought into the convo. At this rate, TheInternet was going to get all of the rebels in highsec on record.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Let's invite him here, it might even things up a little bit.
captill > will all feel the same way about the code
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I want to get to the bottom of what happened today
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > No stone must be left unturned
captill > Aria Ito invite him
HotShotX Warcastle > The defense is quickly running out of options.
Aria Ito > Right. Whats this about?
HotShotX Warcastle > We can only assume at this point that Iceman Alabel and his fellow corpmates have been brainwashed, and captill is their puppeteer.The public defender made a valiant effort, but it was no use. Plainly, no one from The Blind Eyes was going to escape justice this day.
Aria Ito > Yeah we are a crazy group of marionettes that follow our evil leader Captill in the pursuit of killing off ganking wankers.
HotShotX Warcastle > The defense would like to submit Aria Ito's comment as proof of my client's innocence.
Iceman Alabel > for this mate
Iceman Alabel > but i stand by Aria Ito
Iceman Alabel > and till
captill > i brain wased no1
Lynne Ekanon > I have never in my day, heard such blasphemy... I am appalled Aria ItoIceman was now a veteran of the New Order court system. He had learned to keep a respectful silence, at least some of the time. His corp members were rougher around the edges. They raged.
Lynne Ekanon > your mother would be ashamed
captill > my mother is proud of me staning up agenist the like of james and the code
Aria Ito > You disrepectful pups need your head viciously ripped from your Posteriors.
Aria Ito > You guys got a real power trip off of this didnt ya? Freak show.
captill > and Lynne Ekanon what is you role in these hearings?Thanks to all of the excitement, the convo was filling up with random New Order audience members, who gawked at the bot-aspirants. The Blind Eyes' CEO, like a caged animal at a zoo, spat back at them.
Lynne Ekanon > I am but a pedestrian... watching this horrible event
captill > then your role is to shut the fuck up and watch
Chocolate Mooses > How rude.
captill > what rude is you killing my corpmembers then have the ball to ask them to buy a permit
captill > TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet if you are really a 3ed party why are you trying to flip my members into informates?Finally, captill realized that it might not be a good idea to have all of his corp members dragged into the convo to make confessions. That's not standard OpSec protocol in most corps.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I need to get all of the facts straight
captill > then you will ask him in front of the cort so we all can be let into waht you find out
Aria Ito > Sneaking around shows weakness and need of guile.
captill > we have been nothing but honset so you could do the same
Gaylord Fappington > Are you aware captill that your corpmate was offered a plea deal by me where he apologizes and buys one permit and all other charges would be dismissed?The confessions shed new light on the situation. Now even Gaylord Fappington, who had performed the gank against Iceman, believed the corp was to blame. The Blind Eyes created an environment in which bot-aspirancy could thrive. It was a classic case of structural carebearism.
Gaylord Fappington > And he refused my offer
captill > ya and he did well to refuse
Gaylord Fappington > I destroyed his barge because I wanted to help him. I wanted to show him mercy in this court as well
captill > help him by killing a 30mill barge dont make me laugh
Gaylord Fappington > I think we have found the real criminal here, and its name is The Blind Eyes
Aria Ito > I belive we have found the pompous have no remorse.
captill > the only thing he did wrong was take out a defless bargeThe CEO began to regret his cooperation with the tribunal. Seeing the New Order crowd turn against him, captill shifted the blame back to Iceman. But TheInternet had heard enough. He was laser-focused on The Blind Eyes corp. Its fate was about to be decided.
HotShotX Warcastle > captill the barge was defenseless, because you as CEO, FAILED him, and brainwashed him into thinking this failure of a barge was acceptable for flight.
captill > theyshould know idk why ice took that barge out and i will have a talk w. him about it later
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Well, would any committee members object to getting started with perhaps some light punitive measures in the hopes of spurring compliance?
To be continued...
Blind Eyes need to go after every one of you code monkies...ReplyDelete
They already did. It wasn't very effective.Delete
You know, if captill and his corp keep standing up to code i might just throw them my support as well as help funding them :)ReplyDelete
no pls noooo!Delete
If you wanted to fund a functional rebel, you would send isk to that Held guy that's been harassing us. You won't, though, because you cannot stand the thought of parting with isk--it is against your miner programming.Delete
No, you won't.
Prove it. You will never give them any isk. Proof or you are full of veers!Delete
Is it just me or are all the 4+ part stories dragging down the blog's quality?Delete
Lol, so cute, they try to scam me to give isk to held like i scammed ming to give isk to code :DDelete
Plingelingaling Ming is still angry?Delete
Just ask and we will help you lower your blood pressure and clean up your dirty panties.
M can't send it anyway since he'd have to prove he sent isk in the first place and risk exposing his true identity.Delete
So are you saying that "The Code ALWAYS Wins? ALWAYS?"
Because when you "win," The Code and James 315 win too? (And maybe.. Just a little bit more than you do?)
"Donating's a scam!"Delete
"I donated 40b!"
So...which one's the lie?
Sending money to held is the same as sending money to code, held is there to create a rebellion so code has something to do. deny all you want there is a reason why he is ex codeReplyDelete
Oh that's just ridiculous claptrap! You can read the latest on my blog, titled "Kill of the Weekend" over at www.heroesofhighsec.comDelete
Thrilling court drama!ReplyDelete
They feel the sting of justice
Who defiled highsec
Yes maria, you code monkies will feel the sting of justice...ReplyDelete
eventually, someday, until then we'll just make vauge threats and shit postsDelete
But even that might be too much commitment, better stay anonymous as well just in case.Delete
Hey. You back off my Maria. And thats hands off of my Ming also. Only i, the great and powerful M, can stalk them. I cannot fap to thoughts of them flying catalysts up my bum if i hink they have been defiled by some lowly shittalking miner.Delete
Lol, love the imitation that they do, pretending to be me. Nice to see how much code gets butt hurt over the things i do :)Delete
I touch kidsDelete
Ming!!! are you trying to pretend to be me again. Quite flattering but im not the one touching kids :) I leave that up to you and maria.Delete
It's not me. You're being targeted by someone, probably because you crossed the Douchebag threshold and everyone's tired of you. Good luck getting them to stop.Delete
Let me correct the above, seeing as how i am the douchebag instead of M.Delete
wow, is actually anyone reading this wall of blog? The idea itself is okay, but the endless repetition and self glorification is annoying, no money from meReplyDelete
This comment was repetitive and annoying. I'm not complaining, though, because it filled the corner box on my Miner Bingo (tm) card.Delete
umm... Veers altReplyDelete
I'd like to go on the record as saying that I am not a Veers alt.Delete
I'm pretty sure to AltAnon, literally every person on earth is a Veers alt.Delete
Very nice and interesting blog, thanks for this post..it's been great reading this.ReplyDelete
Life is a battle, if you don't know how to defend yourself then you'll end up being a loser.ReplyDelete
So, better take any challenges as your stepping stone to become a better person. Have fun,
explore and make a lot of memories.