Sunday, March 15, 2015

Kills of the Week

The New Order is blazing a trail across highsec. EVE's most populated area is now becoming increasingly focused on the Code. As a result, the highsec community is moving forward by leaps and bounds. Don't fall behind! You don't want to end up like the carebears featured in these kills from the week of March 8th @ 00:00 EVEtime through March 14th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



In hindsight, I think we can probably all agree that it wasn't a good idea for Demon Lom to stuff over 800 million isk worth of ore into an un-fit industrial ship. With the aid of the Code, Demon wouldn't have needed hindsight to tell him that. When Agent HotShotX Warcastle isn't defending wayward miners in court, he's contributing to the community in other ways. In this instance, he put Demon Lom's Miasmos to death.



The only thing worse than an un-fit ship is an anti-tanked ship. Alekc Rodomir saw little use in worrying about hitpoints when he had so much stuff to move. What kind of stuff, you ask? In a word, everything. This kill amounted to 22 billion isk. Alekc spared no expense--except for the 10 million isk permit he needed. And boy, did he need it.

Agents Rakeris, Himari Nakano, Emotion Sasen, Bratok Srayona, Dr Raholan, Diasho Shorin, BAE B BLUE, Industra, Chocolate Mooses, Dias Rajashi, Dashio Sariana, toshoo, Dios Rajash, Dios Rojosh, Carcass Jack, Dhuleh Idolatrine, Yojiro, Amyclas Lacedaemon, Daishi Saria, Diaz Serine, Freja von Dusk, Unfit ForDoody, YA0-XJ Beacon, Pretty Ordinary, and Anderton Faln scored this impressive kill. Their PvP was all the more elite, since it took place in a 0.8 system, where freighter pilots often flout the Code.



Did no one tell Dennis Spreinies that Hulks are out of fashion these days? Agents John E Normus and Capt Starfox had to remind him. The Hulk was fail-fit and included an expensive mining laser upgrade. One billion isk later, the Skiff option was probably looking a lot better.



Balem Abrasax made Hulk pilots look smart when he fit out an anti-tanked mining battleship. By now, everyone should know there's a rule against mining battleships in highsec, right? Agents Booster Mirax Terrik, Lady Ati, hellyeaz, allen allen, and Willbee Killed were more than happy to take care of the problem.



Hyperdunking pioneer Globby has left for nullsec, but the carebears of highsec still feel the sting of his legacy. Future Industries XII corp left some assets unattended in New Order territory. They didn't tell anyone why they did this. In fact, they didn't even get permission to put assets in highsec in the first place. Big mistake. Agents Aaaarrgg and Pod-Goo RepoWoman grabbed a bunch of spare Catalysts and hyperdunked to their hearts' content. The Future Industries XII corp's most expensive loss was its Ship Maintenance Array, worth a billion isk. It contained an Orca, which may have contained other ships--like some kind of Russian doll of bot-aspirancy.



Cyndanor was very proud of her full Slave set, which was accompanied by a bunch of other expensive implants... When she first got them, that is. Presumably she began to take them for granted over time. This assumption is based on the fact that Cyndanor went AFK in a shuttle and autopiloted right through a highsec checkpoint manned by Agent Tisiphone Dira. Tisiphone is an experienced Agent who knows that when a shuttle doesn't slow down when approaching your checkpoint, it's time for you to open fire. Pop! There's three and a half billion isk that Cynador will never see again. Tisiphone's commitment to excellence is something the EVE playerbase can take pride in.

22 comments:

  1. Soon Ming will cry some lies again ;)

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  2. That could be a great song.

    "When ming cries....at night....and dosent think anyone can hear him..."
    "He tries to hide the pain inside.....when ming cries....at night"

    -=M=-

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  3. The antigankers beat all of the usual suspects to the first post! Our "enemies" really are our greatest supporters. The power of The Code draws them here, though they deny its power.

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    1. I think M literally just has a tab open on his browser waiting for a new article. For a guy who hates this site he can't seem to get enough of it.

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    2. Oh ming is just still sore that i scammed him once, and i might just scam him again. With the way he is vain it would be quite easy to do :)

      -=M=-

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    3. Please tell the story of how you "scammed" me again, M, for those Minerbumping.com readers who don't yet know this story.

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    4. Ming, calm down before your artery blows up.

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  4. No, it it not the power of idiots that is denied, it is the legitimacy of the code and jamie that is denied...

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  5. Anonymous Veers alts are the next best thing for CODE.

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  6. 290xanaots do you mean that CODE. hunt their own supporters?
    Sounds like something CODE. would do but it really sounds weird to me.

    And Ming, do you need help washing all your soiled panties?

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    1. Protip: Click the small "Reply" link below a comment to continue discussion in that thread. This allows a discussion to continue without you looking like a first timer on the World Wide Web.

      This Web 101 tip brought to you courtesy of your friends at the New Order.

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  7. The anti-ganker crowd is so trying to sound all adult. Those poor children cannot even see how silly they sound. And that m guy, what a crush he has on gankers.

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  8. But...but...Veers and Dryson think CODE is dead!

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    1. Who is this Dryson guy? another Veers alt or something?

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  9. I think M gets off to his own comments every night. He really sounds like an idiot. But what can you expect from failbears and scrubs.

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  10. there is nothing at all adult about about this blog. not one single solitary thing.
    that's why we come here to see the childish outbursts of both sides of this disagreement.
    it is actually amusing sometimes although for the most part it is just childish spite written here.
    but every now and then someone writes a gem ....

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  11. Code followers whine like the babies they are, how cute ;)

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  12. CHODE. Bringing failure to new heights Join today and take part in super leet 0.8 pvp against ships the can not fit guns. Join now and be apart of the best group of cowards in hisec. Our motto is If it can shoot back run like hell.

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    1. So why would anyone fly a ship that cannot fit guns? Unless they want to be an easy target. EvE is a pvp game no?

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