Saturday, March 14, 2015

Justice Is Blind, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Illegal ice miner Iceman Alabel was ganked and subsequently put on trial for crimes against highsec. HotShotX Warcastle, a public defender, was appointed to represent him. It was the biggest challenge of his space legal career: The unruly miner confessed his guilt and spoke ill of the Code in open court.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > THERE WILL BE ORDER IN THIS TRIBUNAL ROOM
Iceman Alabel > HA that funny
HotShotX Warcastle > THE DEFENSE BEGS FOR LENIENCY FROM THE COURT.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR, THIS COURT REPRESENTS ORDER
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I AM SADDENED
Iceman Alabel > well that a dam shame
Iceman's conduct threw the proceedings into chaos. TheInternet, an accomplished isk-doubler and part-time magistrate, strove mightily to maintain the integrity of the court.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > THIS TRIBUNAL SENTENCES THE DEFENDENT TO BUY 500 MINING PERMITS, APOLOGIZE TO JAMES 315 PUBLICALLY, AND DO 30 LAPS AROUND HIGHSEC, A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FIRST PIONEERED BY JTClone Ares.
Fauntleroy Fappington > My!
Kalorned > A fair sentance if I ever saw one
Gaylord Fappington > Oh My Goodness!
HotShotX Warcastle > /emote jaw drops.
Iceman Alabel > ha thats a laugh
Iceman Alabel > ill do no such thing
The court handed down a severe sentence. Iceman would be forced to endure a brutal punishment, one invented by notorious rebel leader JTClone Ares as a draconian anti-awoxing measure.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > You are required, by court order, to comply with the sentencing terms immediately.
Fauntleroy Fappington > Gaylord, never in a million years did I think we'd get a JTClone.
Gaylord Fappington > I'm literally shaking
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > We will have justice, Mr. Iceman.
Iceman Alabel > the code can not = jutice
So it seemed the Fappington family prevailed in court once again. HotShotX was in shock. Had he lost? Was his client doomed to run laps around highsec? He couldn't let that happen. Now there was no alternative but to go to Plan B: Shift the blame.
HotShotX Warcastle > OBJECTION - MY CLIENT CLEARLY STATED EARLIER THAT HE HAS AS AN ACCOMPLICE, WHO MAY BE FORCING HIM TO COMMIT THESE CRIMES
HotShotX Warcastle > THE COURT MUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
HotShotX Warcastle > AND DETERMINE MY CLIENT'S TRUE GUILT, IF ANY REMAINS
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > This Tribunal will assemble a new Committee to determine the full extent of the crimes that have been, and are being committed by the guilty party.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > We will get to the bottom of this and the public can be confident in the James 315 compliant space court.
HotShotX threw out the possibility that another guilty party still threatened highsec. The suggestion was like catnip to the justice-craving judge, who launched a new investigation. This gave HotShotX the opening he was looking for. He quickly pulled new evidence from his private convo with his client:
HotShotX Warcastle > I have NEW EVIDENCE TO SUBMIT TO THE COURT
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > /emote GASPS
HotShotX Warcastle > [01:51:36] Iceman Alabel > where are you going with this?
HotShotX Warcastle > [01:51:49] HotShotX Warcastle > You mentioned you were doing this for someone in your corp.
HotShotX Warcastle > [01:52:40] Iceman Alabel > and my corp is anti code
HotShotX Warcastle > [01:52:47] HotShotX Warcastle > Oh shi-
HotShotX Warcastle > Wait, forget that last line.
It was another stunning revelation. Iceman's corp, The Blind Eyes, was a hive of bot-aspirancy. The miner's rebellion was being directed from on high!
HotShotX Warcastle > YOUR HONOR
HotShotX Warcastle > IT HAS BECOME CLEAR THAT MY CLIENT, Iceman Alabel, IS MERELY A PAWN TO A PUPPETEER
HotShotX Warcastle > The Blind Eyes IS THAT PUPPETEER
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > We will get to the bottom of this little mystery one way or another
The intrepid public defender pulled a rabbit out of his hat. By broadening the case to include Iceman's whole corp, HotShotX had effectively reset the trial to square one. Maybe.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Chocolate Mooses o/
Chocolate Mooses > o/
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > We have quite the little mystery on our hands
Chocolate Mooses > Really now! How can I help?
Iceman Alabel > i request to know Chocolate Mooses role in this cout
HotShotX Warcastle > Top Dick.
HotShotX Warcastle > Investigator*
Chocolate Mooses was one cool customer. Chocolate casually breezed into the courtroom with a calm that belied the day's earlier pandemonium.
HotShotX Warcastle > The defense submits that the guilt or innocence of my client cannot be determined without investigating The Blind Eyes and holding them accountable, if necessary.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I move that Chocolate Mooses lead the CODEdot side of the investigation so that we may adequately determine the depth of this rabbit hole we stumbled into today
Chocolate Mooses > I would be happy to help. I have taken a look at "The Blind Eyes" and from what the public records show, I have concerns.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > /emote gasps
The court's new investigator wasted no time. Within seconds of being appointed, Chocolate had already uncovered shocking new evidence.
Chocolate Mooses > A high number of ship losses in high-sec, all without permits. I see shuttles on auto, untanked mining ships, mining ships lost during war time....
Chocolate Mooses > I also see members with offensive bios
Chocolate Mooses > but worst of all
The crowd hung on Chocolate's every word. The noisy courtroom had been silenced. You could hear a pin drop.
Chocolate Mooses > I see that this corporation is a rebel corp. I have evidence of members of the corp attempeting to disrupt New Order fleet operations!
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > /emote gasps
Kalorned > /emote drops jaw
Iceman Alabel > such as?
Chocolate Mooses > "cptblur" (who I assume is a alt of your ceo, captill) has been found trying to distrubt New Order operations.
Iceman Alabel > no brother of ceo
Chocolate Mooses > https://zkillboard.com/kill/43880883/ - there he is trying to disrupt New Order opersations.
Yet another incredible twist!


There it was: The Blind Eyes' CEO's brother was on a New Order Catalyst killmail in January. Granted, CONCORD's presence on the killmail meant that the rebel had failed to successfully interfere with the gank. But he intended to.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > So this could be part of a broader plot??!
HotShotX Warcastle > It is clear that the CEO of this corporation, captill, is leading new players down a dark path.
Iceman Alabel > that my boy fucking up the code
HotShotX Warcastle > /emote facepalms
Just like that, the case had been blown wide open. Of course, HotShotX could barely celebrate before his feral client embarrassed him again.
Chocolate Mooses > I fear the only solution will to be holding the entire corp responsible via administrative warfare. That is my sugession to the court.
HotShotX Warcastle > The defense has no objections to the court's suggestion.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Can we please have captill invited into this group chat
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I would like him to answer some questions in front of the investigative committee
A new chapter began. The New Order court, led by TheInternet, would stop at nothing to discover the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about The Blind Eyes corporation.

To be continued...

30 comments:

  1. First comment woohoo! Also CODE always wins!

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    1. Code (Chicken Out, Deny Everything) from time to time does win a fight, but overall they lose far more then they win. They are running at about needing 10 destroyers to kill a single destroyer, even worse odds when its a mining ship, or a freighter. Sometimes they even need 3 or 4 destroyers to kill a single frigate. Roughly for every billion isk in total assets they destroy, they have to throw anywhere from 3 to 5 billion at it. In any score system thats a clear loss.

      -=M=-

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    2. [citation needed]

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    3. Cost of 20 Catalysts: 200m ISK (if we're assuming highest cost)
      Base cost of a freighter: ~1.3b ISK.

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  2. In lies per day, yes

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  3. Well, it looks like, over the last several post, these clowns have added a new ring to their circus...it is amazing how they lie and deceive to make themselves look like good guys, but, before they can claim that they are, good guys would not get Concordokken for enforcing a real law...they are getting Concordokken for breaking a real law of highsec...this fact alone proves that this organization is a criminal organization and not the real government of highsec...

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    1. correct and well said

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    2. "they lie and deceive to make themselves look like good guys"

      I can only assume you meandered off-topic and started talking about carebears, Anonymous McChickenshit. The New Order has to need to do anything of the sort - we *are* the good guys.

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    3. your definition of "good guys" could do with some revision.
      it seems your confused.

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    4. *My* confused? I'm fairly confident that you meant to suggest that *I'm* confused, but either way, no. The New Order are the good guys, along with anyone else who spends their time asploding things, scamming, bumping and generally bringing content to the game.

      You, on the other hand, are too chicken to post with your main.

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  4. Like we need proof to know they are criminals. Its a well known fact that they are criminals. Just look up their head goofus james and his alt of currin trading and you will see their real history of crimes.

    -=M=-

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    1. Scamming is not a crime. Scamming is a community service.

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    2. @290, i didnt specify scamming, i just mentioned code are a bunch of criminals. :) read more carefully before you comment.

      -=M=-

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    3. We both know precisely what you were referring to in your initial comment.

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  5. I've seen role playing go far before, but god dayum.

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    1. They role play like this because they cant see the difference between real life and game. I shudder to think what these criminals (code) are like in real life.

      -=M=-

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  6. "HotShotX Warcastle > It is clear that the CEO of this corporation, captill, is leading new players down a dark path.
    Iceman Alabel > that my boy fucking up the code
    HotShotX Warcastle > /emote facepalms"

    LOL

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  7. It's a damn shame noted space lawyer and forum troll Veers couldn't be bothered to defend this guy. I guess that's the price you pay when you decide you won't undock

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  8. CHODE. join today and you to can run from anybody that shoots back. Join in on the leet pvp of ganking ships that can't fit guns. you to can be a CHODE!!!

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    1. hi hello yes i'd like to join!!@!

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    2. @ alan charen-teng

      you did

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    3. @NO!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!! /emote gasps

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    4. Ming, where should I send the money to help you with the bill for washing your soiled underpants or is it panties?
      Anyway, you seems so angry you need some help here.

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    5. Yes, please do sent isk to ming, so that maybe he stops crying about the 11 bil isk i scammed him out of.

      -=M=-

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  9. "administrative warfare".

    I like that.

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  10. I'm sure an appeal will be filed with antimatter.

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  11. How many Veers alts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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