Sunday, September 7, 2014
Kills of the Week
If you can hear DrysonBennington whimpering, you know it's time for another Kills of the Week post. To be clear, the New Order isn't all about killing people. Ours is a mission of peace. Even so, a great civilization cannot be built overnight, and a lasting peace cannot be established without using force. This kind of killing--to be distinguished from that which occurs during an indiscriminate massacre--is a necessary part of the highsec peace process. Let's check out some fun kills that took place during the peace process from the week of August 31st @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 6th @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Watch out! EVEEYE.com issued a suicide gank warning for the Uedama system. Did the carebears pay attention?
Dust Angel's nano-Rhea was turned to dust when it failed to outrun a force of 30 New Order gankers. Many alliances took part--even our powerful nullsec friends Pandemic Legion sent a representative. Note to future jump freighter owners: A triple-nano fit is no substitute for a mining permit.
Agents Jerry Rin, 412nv yaken, Awarmingcoat, John E Normus, Aaaarrgg, Mildron Klinker, Doomchinchilla, Angel Pirate, Lucas Padecain, Walter Kramer, Keraina Talie-Kuo, loyalanon, Anal Canal, Krominal, Gunther Cucs, Lady Ati, Morgana L'Olonnais, Tattered Sails, Falopadous, Lonely Spirit, Merk Stainz, Yucan Blome, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Kain Felmont, hellyeaz, HotShotX Warcastle, Slade Stryker, King of Highsec, Michele Bachmann, and Pod-Goo Repairman destroyed the Rhea. Another two Rheas were also destroyed this week.
Spareus Adonai's Hydrogen Isotope-laden freighter, worth more than 8.4 billion isk, was taken down by an elite force of just 7 gankers: Agents loyalanon, John E Normus, Angel Pirate, karma balancer, Anal Canal, hellyeaz, and reaper Shardani. Spareus was hauling over 8 million units of Hydrogen Isotopes--but he wasn't pulling his weight. He owed something to highsec. This week, highsec came to collect.
What is it with Orca pilots today? Eowarlyn lost a 4 billion isk Orca when she took an unscheduled jaunt through my territory. Her Orca was quintuple-anti-tanked and filled with a bunch of junk that she probably should've left at home. The rebel community response:
Somehow I think CCP will make due without Eowarlyn. Agents John E Normus, Walter Kramer, Jerry Rin, Voreth Doreign, Jones Bones, Falopadous, SnowmAU2 Amatin, Tyrolen, Doomchinchilla, AoshiKenshin, Merk Stainz, loyalanon, Shey Nabali, Albino Chan, Biggie Kadeyooh, Unmirth Mirthyful, Gandon Kahler, Kaydyns, and Michele Bachmann are each worth a million Eowarlyns.
Enough of these multi-billion isk kills. Let's get back to our roots. Linkvud appalled the good people of highsec with one of the worst-fit Retrievers I've seen. What, he couldn't fit a damage control in one of the two extra lowslots? Thankfully, Agent King of Highsec sent Linkvud scurrying back to the drawing board.
I guess we're back to the multi-billion isk kills, thanks to Mento Audrission. This snake in the grass hid himself among fellow Retriever pilots in a random system. Though he equipped more than 3 billion isk worth of snake implants, he couldn't slither away from Agent Jack Van Impe quickly enough to escape death. I don't know why a highsec miner would buy so many speed implants. Maybe he thought they would speed up his mining. Jack wisely submitted this kill to Agent DJentropy Ovaert for the September pod-killing contest. It might be tough to beat, but we've all learned never to underestimate the bot-aspirancy of the highsec carebear.