You might have heard about some New Order Agents who got banned during the week of September 7th @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 13th @ 23:59 EVEtime. They weren't banned for enforcing the Code, but there were indeed some bans issued. Carebears heard the news and thought it was a good time to begin violating the Code. This was a costly mistake. Nerfs and bans against content creators only enhance our recruitment efforts. New allies flocked to the Order. And the carebears who stepped out of line were brought to justice.
Case in point, becky84. Her triple-anti-tanked freighter lacked a permit. Weighing in at 19 billion isk, this is one of the most expensive freighter ganks we've conducted; it actually ended up on the front page of zKillboard.
Agents Krominal, Walter Kramer, John E Normus, Gunther Cucs, Chuang Chou, Levi Holdings Stofer, PERUNGA, RonPaul Rox, Deathzone Maken, loyalanon, Alyssa Severasse, Keraina Talie-Kuo, CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 (the Agent formerly known as Anal Canal), Barton Bastanold, Maurice Erquilenne, Mia Pawsaldo, Zi'el Aubaris, Davin Nix, Jenny Canwyth, and Maria Padecain executed the gank.
Speaking of new allies: The Loot Fairy finally came around. Our Agents confiscated 17 billion isk worth of goods. It will be put to proper use, rather than being wasted on frivolous things by the likes of becky84.
Hailey Clauson. Oh Hailey. Hailey, Hailey, Hailey, Hailey. Several weeks ago, Hailey sent a virtually empty freighter into lowsec for no good reason, where it was promptly killed. This week, she sent a jump freighter through my territory, on autopilot and AFK. That was even more reckless.
Agents John E Normus, CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 (the Agent formerly known as Anal Canal), Davin Nix, PERUNGA, Gunther Cucs, Krominal Antos Docarus, Mia Pawsaldo, Snarky Samaritan, Walter Kramer, loyalanon, Levi Holdings Stoffer, Supremacyy, Zi'el Aubaris, RonPaul Rox, Chuang Chou, Maurice Erquilenne, Maria Padecain, Barton Bastanold, Lady Ati, Geiv Memei, Straggiz Rotineque, Deathzone Maken, Alyssa Severasse, Destroyer Of Soul2, and Tyler Twilley asked Hailey why she didn't have a permit, but she was AFK and on autopilot. They killed her.
In retaliation, Hailey changed her bio to rant about CODE. For some reason, she believes it's better for someone to murder a stripper in real life than to gank a jump freighter in highsec. She probably feels that way because she's a jump freighter pilot, but who knows? Maybe she's always held that opinion.
Upon further reflection, Hailey changed her bio yet again, this time suggesting that our Agents "rob an old lady" instead of enforcing the Code. She also unveiled a truly novel strategy for her guerilla war against the Order: She'll continue to lose jump freighters to waste our time. Sun Tzu would be impressed. Hailey Clauson is a very special lady.
Lately there's been a trend of New Order Agents destroying unlicensed POS equipment in our territory. The Prancing Pony corp lost 1.5 billion isk worth when Agent Mildron Klinker launched a series of attacks against them. Carebears, if you wish to do business in highsec, please make sure you get your paperwork in order. Okay?
Most of our Agents weren't born yesterday. They know the difference between a tanked industrial ship and one that only makes a token effort at being tanked. Seraphima N fooled no one with her fail-fit Tayra, which happened to be carrying a few hundred million isk in cargo. Agent Zasar of the New Order's "Department of Transportation" division was shocked by Seraphima's poor manners--she failed to salute him in local. In fact, she was AFK. Zasar was disappointed by Seraphima's failure, but he did what he had to do.
Remember when CCP created Ventures for the purpose of ninja-mining outside of highsec? The carebears didn't get the message. CCP realized they needed to be even more obvious, so they created the "Prospect", a covert ops mining ship! Unfortunately, there's just no helping some people. Kirby Alfrir fit his covert ops mining ship with a cloak and warp core stabilizers... and went AFK. Agent Ima Wreckyou taught Kirby a valuable lesson, but who knows if he got it.
Koroya Akuma lost the Pod of the Week. Eve-Kill.net didn't properly value the heavy assault missiles implant; zKillboard puts the pod's value at over 2.6 billion isk. That's some fancy equipment for a Retriever pilot! Agent Just Got OutOfJail knows how to read people. When he saw Koroya, he knew what was up. Koroya's Retriever was destroyed and our hero took aim at the juicy pod inside.
Long story short, the New Order isn't going anywhere. Carebears, time to suck it up and get yourself a permit.