Monday, September 15, 2014

See You in 315 Station, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... A diplomatic crisis unfolded when Deando, a member of Nulli Secunda, was killed while AFK autopiloting his pod through highsec.


At the Nulli member's request, Agent Tisiphone Dira revealed that I am the leader of the New Order. War was just seconds away.


However, Deando was not high enough in the ranks of Nulli Secunda to declare war on his own. He would need to speak with other members of the alliance. Meanwhile, Tisiphone called in reinforcements from Agent Rabe Raptor.


I have to give Deando some credit here. Many carebears read every provision of the Code and still don't understand how they violated it. Deando, on the other hand, knew he was a Code violator without even reading it. He was honest with himself, at least.


The New Order isn't an alliance or even a coalition; it's a community of players that transcends the in-game mechanics. Deando was having trouble understanding this. Rabe invited Deando to discuss the matter on comms. To be clear, this was for the purpose of facilitating diplomatic relations, not so that Rabe could commit extraordinary real-life harassment. Regardless, Deando declined the invitation.


Nulli Secunda didn't do much in nullsec this summer. It's their own fault, as there's no in-game mechanic stopping them from fighting whomever they choose. The restless soldiers of Nulli were itching for a fight, but their leadership wouldn't give them one. Deando believed a war against the New Order could be the answer.


Deando promised the downfall of the New Order "soon". In a breach of carebear doomsday protocol, he didn't set a specific deadline, e.g. 48 hours from now or March 1st of next year. War could come at any time.


Technically, the New Order was already winning the war. Deando ruined Nulli's kill-to-death ratio with his careless pod autopiloting.


Since he didn't have a direct pipeline to Nulli Secunda leadership, Deando tried to gin up support for war on the alliance forums. Now there's a thread I'd like to read.


All diplomatic options had been exhausted, so Deando closed the convo. He threatened to AFK autopilot in his pod through highsec again.


Sadly, Deando made good on his threat. A few hours later, he was caught and killed by Agent Carebears' Nightmare, another member of CODE.!

In the end, Nulli Secunda chose not to go to war against the New Order. Fighting a war against the Order in highsec is like going into the ocean to fight a shark. We reign supreme in our own domain--even nullsec alliances recognize this. The absence of nullsec wars, therefore, can only be counted as yet another glorious victory for the New Order! Well done, all.

67 comments:

  1. War Dec GoatFreetRajistics. youll have infinite tears for life :)

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  2. Masters of highsec
    Even nullsec powers know:
    The Code always wins!

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    1. Lovely haikus
      Symphony to jaded ears
      Please keep them coming

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  3. Or the leaders of Nulli chuckled at the sight of his request because they don't have a fuck to give wardeccing a carebear alliance like CODE? An alliance so miserably bad that they ran away from the AT for god knows what reason in the end, an alliance so brainwashed they believe anything some blog writing sperglord says like minmatar slaves on vitoc, an alliance that clutters up local with spam, talks down to everyone they meet, and thinks itself the masters of new eden. Fuck off James, Nulli would laugh at the idea of wardeccing an alliance that is as shit as yours

    BTW, 5ZXX-K's door is always open, if you carebears wanna fight

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    1. Cause you know CODE. has to be wardecced for anyone to shoot us, and we never undock, and we never go into low sec, and we are such carebears, you can tell by our rock-bottom sec status that we really care.

      Oh pleeeease Nulli, don't wardec us! What ever would we do???

      LSM, please do SOME research before you troll this website. You troll.

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    2. The Vitoc booster has become more than a simple strategy by the Amarrians in controling their slaves. With the Vitoc method, slaves are injected with a toxic chemical substance that is fatal unless the recipient receives a constant supply of an antidote. The method first appeared a few centuries ago when the Amarrians started manning some of their space ships with slaves. As space crew the slaves had to be cajoled into doing complex, often independent work, making older methods of slave control undesirable. Although the more conventional ways of subduing slaves with force (actual or threat of) are still widely used in other forced labor areas, the Vitoc method has proven itself admirably for the fleet.

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    3. I would have said "admirably for the admiralty", tbh.

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    4. "BTW, 5ZXX-K's door is always open, if you carebears wanna fight."

      Good attempt at a troll. There are no fights to be had in 5ZXX. Source: I've been hellcamping it for a week or so now. As some of the regular residents of that system have noticed.

      Edit: Dat captcha. :D

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  4. Alright, I've been thinking. When CODE. ganks your autopiloting pod, don't say GF in local! Make CODE. give the pod back! Get mad! I don't want your damb permit; what am I supposed to do with this! Demand to see CODE.'s manager! Make CODE. rue the day it thought it could pop Deando's pod! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to BURB YOUR HOUSE DOWN... with the pod! I will have my alliance invent a combustable pod that burns your house down!

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    1. <3 spelling nazis

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    2. burbs
      Refering to the suburbs.
      "Man he lives out in the burbs, trying to act like he is from the city"
      by DetroitSlang May 15, 2003, from UrbanDictionary.com

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    3. Supposed to be burn, keyboard broke because I kept spamming f12 to petition CODE. for blowing up my spaceship in a spaceship blowing up game.

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    4. I thought EVE was a petition petitioning game.

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  5. In the book of Code Revelations and Prophecy, Chapter 1, verse 1 we read...

    CODE ALWAYS WINS! \o/

    ...that's literally how it's written too.

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  6. "...not so that Rabe could commit extraordinary real-life harassment"


    Excellent ;)

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    1. Hi FunkyBacon,

      I laughed out loud (again).

      (Enjoy your 2-week break, your team too!)

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  7. CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909September 15, 2014 at 10:50 PM

    I hear that Nulli was scared due to our sov even without it being shown in the UI.
    It's because how we roll it!

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    1. Actually it is more along the lines of "we're not going to get our arses handed to us because of some in-game braincell deficient idiot that is only here to be raw meat in our grinder".

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  8. Powerful friends in nullsec indeed!

    ~Borgia

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  9. not much use wardeccing an alliance of -10 sec status griefers. Better to just let CCP wipe them out....D400 and Jerry Rin already gone, DJ not seen for days....can't be long before the lot of them is shown the door as well.

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    1. "can't be long before the lot of them is shown the door as well."

      By that logic, 2 or 3 highsec miners have converted to becoming agents recently, can't be long before the lot of them convert and join CODE. at which point CODE. will be the largest coalition in the game, and will move to control all of lowsec and nullsec in addition to their current holdings in highsec.

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    2. Ha! The point was that the rest of the Code bros have engaged in very similar behavior to that which got their former colleagues banned, so expect the banhammer to keep on swinging. How long until Loyalanon goes down in flames? He always had a short fuse.

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    3. You are talking, but nothing new of import is emerging from your mouth. My earlier response remains unchanged. If you have something new and interesting to say, this is the time.

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    4. Rumor is that DJ is banned. He has been AWOL for days - can anyone confirm that it is true?

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    5. Rumor mongering
      Is this what Veers' reduced to?
      I miss the sperging

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    6. Pod kill contest not updated in a week, posts on reddit but not even forums....

      WHERE IS HE??????????

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    7. We know you miss him
      He's the DJ of your heart~
      Keep it in your pants

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    8. Stop being weird. Is that a confirmed ban? Will he be coming back on a new alt?

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    9. Rumors of DJ being banned aren't new. Try again. (By which I mean, you can try again if you want, although it's clearly a waste of time and you probably shouldn't)

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    10. So what do you think? Did he get toasted?

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    11. I'll take your irrelevant questions as an admission that your earlier predictions were wrong, ending this topic.

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    12. Keep praying dude. It's not going to happen of course but ...

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    13. Search your feelings Veers
      For you know it to be true
      Hate's a kind of love

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    14. Is that a confirmed ban? Why is it so hard for you clowns to answer?

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    15. Eternal Carebear,

      It's been possibly confirmed that maybe something happened.

      ~Borgia

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    16. So he is gonzo? Do you think he will come back on an alt as a better person, having learned his lesson?

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    17. Veers, you teach so much
      You taught him life's best lesson
      That lesson....is love

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    18. Or, to give you a straight answer, since straight talking is clearly what you currently crave...

      And how would I know?
      I don't stalk him like you do
      Such unlikely friends

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    19. Because I'm sure you guys have spoken about it - plus he is running the pod killing competition which has not been updated in a week. Someone better get some answers fast and not keep saying nonsense like "Falcon Punch!!!!!"

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    20. Though it may surprise
      we're not all space attorneys
      I'm not in-game much

      Why not ask him, Veers?
      Ask him to dry your fresh tears
      With his big strong hands

      It's been clear to see
      The love between two houses
      So wrong, yet so right

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    21. We have discussed certain things in great detail - others we just speculate.

      FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

      ~Borgia

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    22. Maria, you've really outdone yourself with these; wasted on Veers, of course. Luckily others can see them here.

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    23. Nah, just the usual stupidity from Maria. Come on bros, the public wants to know. Is DJ permabanned???? The evidence for it is getting stronger every day...it would be a deathblow to CODE.

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    24. Thanks, QM. Veers really brings out the best in me. Though in all honesty, his obsession with DJ's started to get a lil' bit creepy...it's so one-sided. Yes, sure, DJ humiliated him in that interview. And Veers' fragile ego was bruised. But that was, what, a month ago? How long can a grown man hold a serious, time-consuming grudge over something so small?

      Then again, I guess Veers is showing us exactly how long. Forever. But then, I'd expect nothing less from the Eternal Carebear.

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    25. hahahahhaha....CODE tried to get me emotionally riled up on the interview 8v1 bonus room style. Result - FAIL. DJ tried to troll and troll to get a reaction. Result - FAIL. Silence is the best response to trolling. And now, apparently, DJ, and his "emergent gameplay" and "content creation" is gone. If he had listened to me, and played the game like I do, he would still be here with us "carebears."

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    26. Dismissive laughter
      The sign that I hit the mark
      Why bother to lie?

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    27. No, just bemusement. Which part was a "lie?"

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    28. The part where you were emotionally unaffected by the mockery during the interview. Bonus points for trying to twist it into a bonus room btw. You've had a rageboner for DJ ever since. Yes yes, you hate us all hate, hate CODE., hate pvp, etc. But you reliably and specifically target DJ. You may want us all banned, but you specifically, strongly want him banned. Dude, it's obvious to everyone here. So I repeat my question: why bother lying about the obvious? Are you that ashamed of how deeply a random guy on teamspeak got to you?

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    29. huh? I wasn't emotionally affected at all. I just have deep disagreements with DJ about the proper way to play the game, and think that he is deeply involved in griefing and harming people. He is also more intelligent than the other CODE blockheads, and hence more useful to engage with. And I don't "hate" anyone, I simply strive to make Eve a better place for anyone, without the harassment and the griefing. And it seems that CCP agree with me!

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    30. The gist of your argument seems to be that you're talking to us because you don't want to talk to us. If this is carebear logic, I see why the bonus room was an inescapable trap.

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    31. No I want to convince you to stop griefing people and end the real life harassment. It's for your own good. DJ refused to listen...and now he is gone.

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    32. Have you stopped beating your wife?

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    33. Good try, sherlock. Your buddies got banned by CCP, not me.

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    34. Is that a confirmed beating? Why is it so hard for you clowns to answer?

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    35. What a pathetic attempt to deflect from the issue. Was DJ banned? And if so, has CODE decided to change its modus operandi? Maybe it's time to play the game for its own sake, rather than trying to "harvest tears" or create "bonus room" content. Maybe it's time to engage new players and help them understand the game rather than blowing their Ventures' up and getting them to quit? Etc.... Capice?

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    36. Stop being weird. Is that a confirmed beating? Will you be coming back with a new wife?

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    37. Troll.....is that you DJ?

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    38. You'd better get some answers fast and not just keep saying nonsense like "Troll!!!!!""

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    39. The powerful smoldering butthurt emanating from this Veers guy is like some sort of Chernobyl afterglow. His tears are positively radioactive.

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  10. No war it can't possibly mean high sec is meaningless to null and low sec players. No code keeps claiming they win. Oh well till they own sov null sov the world will necer know. And high sec PvP is boring I mean no cynos or bubbles so wheres the fun.

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    1. Actually, HighSec warfare is a LOT of fun. You should get a alt and join us. Try it out for a couple weeks. Convo me in game and I can help you find the path to knighthood. There is no cynos or bubbles it's true, but there also isn't any tidi either.

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  11. GoatFreetRajistics says the CODE. Is nothing but a carebear joke. They state that carebears are the pinnacle of the eve world when it involves making the game for what it is. Also they said all CODE. Members should kill themselves.

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    1. We already kill ourselves ingame multiple times, you mean in real life ?

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