Enter Kayne Korablv, a two-year veteran of the highsec mining circuit. For reasons known only to himself, he chose to mine illegally in a fail-fit Retriever. Agents hellyeaz, Supremacyy, and Princess Gank Enat from the Systems High Guard corporation teamed up to put a stop to Kayne's madness. They had no idea what they would unleash.
Supremacyy > Kill: Kayne Korablv (Retriever)When Kayne returned to his keyboard, he made some idle threats about enlisting TEST Alliance Please Ignore. He also called our Agents "turtles", so they didn't think much of it.
hellyeaz > Kill: Kayne Korablv (Capsule)
Kayne Korablv > Yea, no shit you turtle.
Kayne Korablv > Enjoy your gank elsewhere.
Supremacyy > best to dock up when you go afk
Kayne Korablv > Enjoy saying Hi to TEST in the next few days
Kayne Korablv > Well I guess you should strop thinking you are the law?Despite personally experiencing an act of Code enforcement, Kayne doubted there was law in highsec.
Princess Gank Enat > First of all we are not thingking we are the law. BECAUSE WE ARE THE LAW
hellyeaz > authority is just the ability to send men with guns to enforce your rule
hellyeaz > so by that definition, we are the laa
Princess Gank Enat > BUY A DAM PERMIT BRO
Kayne Korablv > Buy a permit? From you? HAHAHAHAHA
Kayne Korablv > You're fucking precious aren't you. Go be the fake police somewhere else.Don't think of it as shooting a bot-aspirant without warning. Think of it as supplying a warning for future ganks. We know some carebears delete their Code-related EVEmails, so this works out best for everyone.
Princess Gank Enat > PLEASE NOTE YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO WATCH LIST FOR LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE CODE
Supremacyy > Bottom line: if a capsuleer needs to step away from his client, he should dock up.
Supremacyy > http://www.lawofhighsec.com/the-law
Supremacyy > you break the law you pay the price
Kayne Korablv > break the law? Are you fucking kidding me?
Kayne Korablv > Guess what guys. FUCK THE CODE.You'd think a miner would be impressed by meeting a real, live Agent of the New Order. Kayne didn't care. As a highsec miner, he had little respect for people who live in highsec. Nullsec is where the real action's at, or so Kayne heard.
hellyeaz > www.minerbumping.com learn it live it love it\
Kayne Korablv > FUCK YA'S.
Kayne Korablv > SUCK MAH DEEK
Kayne Korablv > DO WHAT YA WUNT BRUH
Kayne Korablv > lelelelelelelelel
Kayne Korablv > hahaha, boasting about a retriever gank because you're too much of a bitch to fly into null.
Kayne Korablv > I wanna have FUN with you guys.His ship and pod destroyed, Kayne didn't think he had anything left to lose. Actually, every second a carebear goes without buying a mining permit is a tragic loss.
Kayne Korablv > Put a big bounty on me, tell all your CODE buddies that THEY ARE SHIT CUNTS AND SUCK E PENIS. lelelelelelelelelelel.
Kayne Korablv > lelelelelele.
Princess Gank Enat > Please no bad language
Kayne Korablv > Um, no.
Kayne Korablv > I wanna be really really hated by you guys.
Kayne Korablv > So I can hunt yoooooou.
Princess Gank Enat > Must keep local cleanKayne couldn't resist the old Miner Bingo line about how important miners are. Without miners, no one would have ships. Then again, Kayne didn't have a ship anymore anyway, so what's the harm?
Princess Gank Enat > you are a miner
Kayne Korablv > hahahaha, mate. Miners make the universe go round, without us you have no ships.
Supremacyy > honestly we don't hate you Kayne Korablv
Supremacyy > we want to help you
Kayne Korablv > haha, well you can help test when tey come looking for you because you just blew up one of their main Ship suppliers. hahahahahahahaThen Kayne revealed the shocking truth about his fail-fit Retriever...
Kayne Korablv > You fucked up real good.
Princess Gank Enat > Tell test to come baby
Kayne Korablv > Alreeeeady done. ^_^
Princess Gank Enat > How bout we come and "Test" your next ship
Kayne Korablv > You love being Internet bitches. lol
Kayne Korablv > too scared to come to null.
...Behold, one of TEST's "main ship suppliers". I had no idea things had gotten this bad.
Princess Gank Enat > We have a reason for everthing broOur heroes were struggling to establish a rapport with the miner. Kayne hated two things: "internet bullies" and "cunts". Our Agents took their leave. The matter was forwarded to a more senior Agent.
Kayne Korablv > Yeah, you're small penises. hahahaha
Kayne Korablv > your*
Kayne Korablv > Too scared to go to null, so pop people in high sec because you're just internet bullies.
hellyeaz > again please keep local clean, and show some respect
Kayne Korablv > Show some RESPECT? hahahaha
Kayne Korablv > To CODE?
Kayne Korablv > That's really. Fucking. Cute. Cunt.
loyalanon > o/Now loyalanon would be faced with diplomatic challenge of his life. Either he would bring Kayne to the Code, or TEST would bring war to highsec.
loyalanon > I understand you are having issues with a few code enforcers
Kayne Korablv > lol
Kayne Korablv > They are the ones with issues now.
Kayne Korablv > All four have been put on the insta-gank list for all test pilots.
To be continued...