Friday, August 12, 2016

Over One Trillion Forty-One Billion in Shares Sold

New Order shares are the best, most reliable business investment in EVE. They're also a tonic of sorts--a cure-all, if you will.

Good for what ails ya. If your CEO buys shares on behalf of your corporation, that means he really cares. CEOs like that can be trusted. And if there's ever an empty feeling in your soul, why not try buying some shares for yourself? You can't lose, because even in the worst case, you've still got a great investment.

It was a good week for corps beginning with the letter "A", because Alpha Sleepers also purchased 315 shares. This pushed us over the 1 trillion 41 billion isk mark and earned the Alpha Sleepers a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

An example for us all.


  1. Self flavored popcorn seasoning. Now graciously slathered on every popcorn packet wolfie eats. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jizz down your throat. You love it. We won't judge. Fucking care bear code nerds, Sheepishly eat your popcorn too though. Contagious idiosyncrasies.

  2. Why is the share purchase program losing its steam? That treasury is getting depleted pretty quickly by those greedy code nerds. Its not like they are even generating quality content for you James. Cut the sloppy whores off already.


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