Friday, August 12, 2016

Putting Miners to the Test

Is the New Order right about highsec miners? Our most reliable sources on the subject (the Code and the word of New Order Agents) say yes. But what happens when someone from outside the New Order--a skeptic--puts the highsec miners to the test?


Reicher514, a member of a nullsec alliance, was deeply skeptical about the Code. Still, he couldn't help but be curious. He decided to make a visit to highsec and discover the truth for himself.


So far, everything seemed to be confirmed. Pride OFtheHOBO was mining in a completely untanked ship. He hadn't bothered to take evasive action even after two Catalysts landed on grid and approached him. He must've been AFK. Reicher514 invited the miner to a convo. A few minutes later, he responded.


The miner was hostile and defensive. If only he'd spent that much energy defending himself when it still could've made a difference.


Reicher514 tested the miner. Pride OFtheHOBO insisted that the loss of his Retriever was due to the ganker's "cowardice" and not his own negligence.


Though the miner was only willing to spend his EVE career mining in what he believed to be total safety, he accused the nullsec pilot of being a "coward".


It's common for carebears to claim that ganking isn't PvP. On this basis, they attempt to dismiss all of the achievements of the New Order. How would the miner respond when he learned that Reicher514 was a nullsec pilot?


Pride OFtheHOBO was reluctant to accept the evidence staring him in the face. He'd always been told that gankers only shoot ships that can't shoot back. Pride floated the possibility that Reicher514's killboard--containing more than 500 API-verified kills--had been fabricated.


Even if Reicher514's kills were genuine, too many of them were "coward kills" and didn't count.


Critics look down upon CODE. for its tens of thousands of highsec ganks. As Reicher514 learned, miners are equally willing to dismiss the combat record of nullsec pilots when it suits them.


Pride OFtheHOBO sneered at all of the kills where Reicher514 was responsible for tackling the enemy ship. However, Reicher514 had a killboard full of other kinds of kills. Maybe the highsec miner would consider those worthy.


No love. Though Pride OFtheHOBO spent his days AFK mining in highsec with a Retriever, he simply didn't feel any of the nullsec kills were up to his standards.


The miner excused himself and left for work. Reicher514 had learned a lot from this encounter. Though he'd come to the highsec asteroid belts as a skeptic, he left with a greater understanding of why the New Order and its Code are necessary. There is much work to be done in highsec--and someone needs to make sure it gets done.

33 comments:

  1. Mmmmmmmm delicious jizz flavoured popcorn. What a treat. Tastes like wolf whipped up another batch. So delicious. Saltier with each bite. I am a Code member but I wont tell you which one. I love Ritalin and fat old men in my back door. Praise Ritalin! Its easy!

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  2. HA hahahaha!
    just another reason to remove hisec and all the subhuman carebears hiding there.

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    1. IDIOT...

      Did we need to use the word subhuman? Really? You are no better than the AG retards spewing that word around.

      Look I'm all for carebear tears and trolling AG as the next person, but can we have some level of class while doing so?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    2. My name is Asia Leigh! I love cocks in my back door

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    3. Hey speaking of carebears :D

      Anon 1:33 I trust you are having a fine code compliant evening. May I help you in the purchase of a mining permit?

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    4. Asia settle down now. Get some carebear self flavoured popcorn from wolf and enjoy the show. you are my bitch lover so act as if.

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    5. I love the back door cock. I guess I'll be your bitch lover.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    6. @ anon 2:06

      Ah your tears are beyond glorious. Makes me want to stop playing skill queue online and start playing again :D

      @ anon 2:08

      Miner, calm down. I'm still waiting for your 10m payment for your mining permit.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    7. Asia permits are for fools. Fools buy them and fools sell them. Keep it real fake. Thanks for believing though! Santa Claus is real too! Keep up the dream! Remember to grab your knees real tight when you bend over. Thanks!

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    8. 120 anon, a quote from you..
      "Look I'm all for carebear tears and trolling AG as the next person,"
      Well obviously you are not. Wrong again, miner.

      "but can we have some level of class while doing so?"

      How can you have "class" and still troll?

      Hypocrite much? Or are you just that stupid? Like the rest of these subhuman bot miner ag fools.

      Maybe you should be posting on that other blog that no one reads. Seems more like your kind of community.

      Asia, get out and kill subhuman carebear bitches, or just be one and stfu.

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    9. Wah wah police officer cry harder! Eat some jizz popcorn too budsky from your leader soprano.

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  3. Your ignorance is showing, friend.

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    1. My name is Asia Leigh! I love cocks in my back door!

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  4. Lol.. while AG was fail posting on our relevant blog we were dunking freighters on top of their faces. Better luck next time, eh Kip?
    Maybe you could write a story about that killright that you cleared for me while I was in a rookieship on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    1. Nitetime police officer. Please stop trying to be relevant. You are by far the worst code member on the roster. Have some wolf soprano flavoured popcorn and go to town! God bless your little crooked welfare face!

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    2. Lol that Kip Wanker, what a subhuman ag minerbot bitch.
      I offered to meet him in low/null in the past, at his urging, then he ran away like a bitch.

      Chickenshit subhuman ag loser can't fight without CONCORD help.

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  5. What the fuckity fuck? What a bunch of sloppy code fucks around this forum. Take some Ritalin code members. Ritalin is easy!!!

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    1. Calm down miner, you language is in direct violation of the code.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    2. Asia remember to get the jizz flavoured popcorn from soprano. Codes favorite salty flavour produced by your very own fail boat! Sharing is caring!

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    3. @218 anon

      Proof? Surely you can link the part of the CODE that deals with language?

      I will give you a few days, you might be busy powdering your big ol' swollen vag.

      No one will respect you until you are current in your killing of subhuman minerbots, and your sec status is a bit carebeary, friend.

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    4. As you wish...

      - Keep local clean. Miners should be courteous in local and should refrain from the use of profanity.

      http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  6. Reicher you sir are a retard. You probably think you are one of them now. Make sure to give them all of your ISK and trust. You deserve it.

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    1. They will double your ISK!

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  7. Everyone is so salty. But oh boy this jizz flavored popcorn by soprano takes the cake! Love being a part of this fantastic code team. All sharing and caring just like all the other carebear corps. Make eve great again! Moar surprise butt SEKS!

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  8. Out trolling the trolls. Keep it up. So funny to read them failing.

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  9. Comments funnier than the story. Fuck the impotent virgin code carebears.

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  10. Sounds like their are some definite salt mines in these anonymous posters tears
    So good XD

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    1. Still producing that salt you needed by rubbing one out? Looks like your salt is selling very well to your code friends! Keep up the good wanking! They love the soprano flavored popcorn!

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  11. Remove hisec and all the subhuman botminers hiding there.
    Yes, we mean subhuman, as in bots or bot-aspirant.

    Asia Leigh please post a teary reply to this, i know you wanna. I bet you got you vag all in a knot over it.

    Tell me again how using the word 'subhuman' makes me the same as the subhuman people you 'like to troll as much as the next person'.

    But first, you may wanna babypowder that vag and get it ready?

    Do you even gank bro?

    gtfo, you are either part of the problem or part of the soultion. Or in your case, just another confused carebear vag.

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  12. Why is that botminer Asia Leigh posting here. She hasn't killed a subhuman hisec miner since Febuary.

    Maybe her puss is hurting from all the complaining she does here. Whining and moaning like a vag.

    Can't even make it all the way to -10.0? You are no Agent, Asia.
    That means you are part of the problem. Well, you and your subhuman botminer friends that is.

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  13. So many tears from both sides. So good to read when I get a break from RL. Nice to see you kids from both sides shitdisturbing.

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  14. I guess I don't get it, are you all against mining or just trying to play punk'd eve miner edition with guns?

    It seems like you might be against botting which is awesome but mostly just dicks trying stroke e-peens by attacking the most defenseless thing you can find. I mean that seems like hating something that people do that is legitimately bad then convincing yourself that the baddass down the street isn't doing it so you can punch babies for doing it.

    Where can I sign up?

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