Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00 made an expedition to Aridia, a region with some "islands"--small pockets of highsec entirely surrounded by lowsec. Alt 00 and her alts ferried Catalysts across lowsec and made their way to the islands. As feared, the miners there were failing to completely comply with the Code. Many of them needed an attitude adjustment, as well.
Our Agent made another successful crossing and ganked an untanked Retriever. The miner apparently assumed he was totally safe with CONCORD and the lowsec moats to protect him. He was wrong.
The local rebels renewed their clownish antics.
Instead of being impressed by the deaths of their fellow miners, the carebears buried their heads in the sand and denied the power of the Code.
The miners vowed revenge. Alt 00 took pity on them. Would their ignorance doom Aridia to a miserable fate?
zluq zabaa, a lowsec PvP'er, popped her head into the system. It appeared zluq shared Alt 00's feeling of pity for the miners.
It's no accident that our Agents always seem to know everything that's going on around them. They constantly receive information from Code supporters. Was zluq one of them?
A small gang of pilots gathered around where Alt 00 was docked, apparently intending to camp her within the station. Several of them were members of U.S.A. - University corporation--the same corp that one of the ganked Retrievers belonged to.
zluq scolded her fellow Aridians for their poor manners. Then she left the system. Not long afterward, Alt 00 slipped through the blockade and headed back to her staging system.
Alt 00 was reunited with zluq along the way.
Rebels are often surprised--and terrified--when they see evidence of how much support there is for the New Order. Anyone they encounter could secretly be a Code sympathizer. No wonder the Anti-Gankers are always so paranoid.
Even in distant Aridia, there are many who recognize the value of the Code. Though they don't see our Agents as frequently, they're ready to lend their assistance at a moment's notice.
...But until everyone joins, we cannot call it a paradise.
To be continued...
Well I guess you will never have paradise...ReplyDelete
We're actually ahead of schedule to achieve 100% Code compliance sometime in 2020.Delete
-The more you know-
Alt 00 I am impressed by your clear communications. You don't let the miners side track you with their idle banter, and always bring the subject back to Code enforcement.ReplyDelete
Hey Nitetime Video, go get fucked in the eye socket you Nazi blog police faggot. Your mom got pregnant with you from a lobster cum bubble. Now go CODE: Choke On Dick Exquisitely.ReplyDelete
Fucking code moron.
That toxic antiganker rant XDDelete
So, while trying to think of an adverb to describe choking on dick, the word "exquisitely" comes to your mind?Delete
Wow that 829 is one mad carebear. His impotence is our comedy.Delete
Thank you James, your vision has produced the purest tears.
I come here for the code tears. You guys never disappoint!Delete
147 don't understand what tears are?Delete
Exactly 408, cry more please. Your ignorance is so fucking beautiful.Delete
antiganking is failing incredibly hard right nowReplyDelete
Get a permit or get REKT, fags.
Such good code tears. Delicious.Delete
Oh nitetime police officer... Where are you bud? You may now tell us all about your neck beard welfare virgin lifestyle. Please be thorough. This is a safe place.ReplyDelete
Can you rub your hands on my popcorn as im missing saltDelete
Just rub one out and add the jizz to taste. It's always worked for you in the past. Why stop now?!?!?Delete
Sure just thinking about it makes everyone gag. But for you, jizz down the throat, your own nonetheless is the gold standard. But when not eating self flavoured popcorn can you tell us how many ribs you had removed to be able to emulate marilyn manson?Delete
This is so awesome. Code fail.Delete
These anons are why carebear fags should be banned from EvE!Delete
Remove hisec and impotent coward carebear anon fags will have nowhere to hide.
"Self flavored popcorn." Fucking comedy gold right there. Never stop shitposting on their forums. Fucking beautiful.Delete
But where oh where is Ming?ReplyDelete
Cocks On Drugs Everywhere, wait is that CODE for something.ReplyDelete
Not really, and poor skill on your part miner. Try harderDelete
CODE kills miners, ag kills children IRL.ReplyDelete
Their own children.
The most defenseless among us and these ag fags could only pull it off once.
I wonder if that ag guy got a ship skin for the 'kill children irl because we cannt do shit in game' event. He did get first place and all.
Keep posting your tears here ag fags, we are just laughing 'with' you.
I lied, we are lauhing AT you, useless fags.
Ben Li is always so fucking salty.Delete
I find it interesting how code used to have so many donations that there was fighting over who would make it into the top ten each month, yet now code chokes when it comes to filling the top ten. Guess even code donators are starting to pull their investments as they see the failure code has become.ReplyDelete
Keep on failing code, it's quite humorous.
P.S. I love how I have given dozens of clues to who I am in game and not one person has figured it out yet.