Sunday, January 6, 2013

Torarjan Collective Surrenders to the New Order

Previously, on MinerBumping... The New Order was scandalized to hear about the mistreatment of a Code-compliant miner by Jake Salvator, CEO of Torarjan Collective. In response, I vowed to get justice for the miner, declaring open season on Jake and his corp.


Though Jake had eschewed diplomacy in the past, our efforts against his corp opened his mind.


I am a man of peace, diplomacy, and reason. It is my wish that no man or woman in highsec be long deprived of the benefits of New Order membership. I contacted Jake as soon as I got his message.


Attacks against the Torarjan Collective had disrupted their mining operations and derailed their plan for mass-recruitment. The power of the New Order was not to be trifled with.


Jake got right to the point. He wanted peace with the New Order. I responded by reiterating the same terms that I had listed in the blog post announcing the crusade against Torarjan.


He didn't hesitate--the terms were clearly fair and just, much like their author.


Jake immediately went to work drafting an apology to Professor Billions, the miner he had expelled for following the Code.


Jake then proceeded to comply with the next provision of our agreement:


After transferring the isk, he updated his bio:


Though not in standard "bumper sticker" nomenclature, it would suffice. Everyone knows what the name of James 315 means.


Though Jake had paid his own fee, the miners of Torarjan would still need to get right with the Code.


Jake agreed to instruct his miners on how to avoid bump and/or gank, though he mentioned that many in his corp had been inspired to change professions. The New Order broadened their horizons, a service it has provided to many highsec miners.


Having made amends, the only member of the Double Red Pen List was cleared.


Professor Billions was delighted to read Jake's EVEmail. The New Order is always on the side of peace and friendship. We offer reconciliation to everyone in highsec, just as we brought it to Jake Salvator and Professor Billions. When all the people of highsec join the New Order, there will be unity where once there was division.


The conflict with Torarjan Collective began because we needed to send the message that the Code is not something that puts a target on a miner's back. It is not an invitation to reproach or recriminations from our adversaries. The Code is the law in highsec. It applies to all the miners. They should not be ashamed to follow the Code; they should be afraid not to follow it.

One Order, One Code, One Saviour of Highsec. Compliance must be universal.

35 comments:

  1. This should be a lesson to the rebels out there that we are not all harsh as people come to say.

    HMQ, for example. Despite all her bantering as a rebel to bring the New Order low(especially with the posters she made), she has seen the light and we welcomed her with open arms as a proud Agent.

    This post shows that we are not complete assholes that shun anything hostile to the New Order, and the Trojan Collective have proven that fact today by being welcomed with open arms to the New Order.

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  2. I'm glad every time there is a peaceful resolution on this blog.

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  3. This is all bullshit. I mine to relax. Your bumping is pointless and worthless. You're all 12 year olds in a basement exploiting loopholes in a stupid game. I know powerful people in nullsec, and they told me this is harassment. You're all a bunch of Nazis who don't even follow your own code! FUCK! Try working honestly for your isk or bounty hunters will gank you back. Remember that without miners you wouldn't even be able to gank people, and I won't pay because you're principles are way out of whack. You'd make more isk if you just mined ice like I'm doing on my alts - it's important work. You're all just extortionists who don't know a thing about honor. Meet me in lowsec and I'll teach you a thing or two you fucking kids.

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    1. Nice troll. You almost managed to cover the entire bingo board.

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    2. Obvious person reading off the bingo board is obvious. If you're legit, seek help.

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    3. Get into a Procurer or a Skiff. CCP will very likely not do anything, but to wait and see if it escalates. If and when it does will CCP think of something. Only then will complaints be answered, but not before then.

      However, should it get this far do I not believe in CCP giving yet another buff to mining ships. The gankers will have proven CCP wrong at that point. It is more likely CCP will throw James 315 under the bus, warn everyone else, and that will be the end of it.

      Harassment is an element of the game and, for what it's worth, a dominant attribute of the Minmatar race. So even when 5-6 ships shooting a single ship seems like an act of isolating a single player from the player base is it still only shooting space ships.

      What does give the ganking a negative touch is to call out the victims in a web blog, because it makes the harassment seem like a personal one. The method of how these ganks are performed, always trying to dodge the game mechanics, will also not find much appreciation by CCP. This is why I think that CCP may act in the future unless something changes.

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    4. Please tell us, which game mechanics are being dodged?

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    5. Famous last words... The botters asked the same question.

      I'll wait and enjoy the show.

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  4. i'm unsure if you are aware of this but there seems to be a few impostors in high sec claiming to be your agents, collecting indulgences on your behalf and (i would assume) promptly absconding with them.

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    1. If they're able to help somebody lead a code-compliant lifestyle, then they are an agent and are entitled to the permit dues.

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  5. When is the wedding??

    You should start an online dating service!

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  6. Victory, at last! We must continue the pacification of highsec, one system at a time. The Code demands to be followed by all.

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  7. Well played James. You are a master of propaganda. Create an alt corp to try rival your new order and then suddenly make rival back down to make it look like yur order has some credit. Its so funny and entertaining this miner bumping thing you got going i may even buy some shares. I really appreciate the time and effort you have put into this for our entertainment.

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  8. James 315 - you are short-dick 12 years gay, hi-sec code - miners blackmailing, bumping - buhahaha - so sad, bullshit. If YOU HAVE BALLS go to live low/null/wh - and show me what you got, i'm sure you'll pee your pants on first gate camp. You , and other like you are SHAME 4 Eve. Hope You'll die soon.

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    1. AFK miners are such rude & uncivilised people. Fortunately the Code has the ability to save them.

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    2. not to mention predictable, that's 2 bingo replies on one post. I think Anonymous fails to realise that most of us have at one time or another done either lo,null or whs. Embrace the code for it shall surely save you.

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    3. So now Mallak only needs to make use of his alleged abilities once he is done with boasting and Casa needs to make use of his experience gained from a past wormhole trip.

      Exploding in a destroyer 20 seconds after undocking seems about right for you two.

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    4. U mad bro?

      - Guybertini

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    5. Attracting the wrong kind again?

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    6. Actually, his dick is rather large.

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    7. Interesting! Is the entire New Order gay?

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    8. You can always have a look at my new blog if you'd like to see examples of my abilities, or you can come to VFK any time.

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    9. I did. Your blogging abilities left me horrified. I tip my hat to you.

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  9. Such a heartwarming story of realisation and awareness, I wish it arrived sooner less the needless destruction of so many ships, yet whats done is done and we can all move forward.

    Perhaps corps could pay for all member permits by habing a 50% tax while everyone runs missions for a day. This will be more than enough to cover the miniscule amount for the mining pass and should be more fun than mining for the sake of mining.

    All these anon posts really have no clue and cant see the point behind the New Order. I hope they will in due course.

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    1. Your hope will die at last, because we have faith.

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  10. I salute Salvator as a rational man. He has submitted to superior force, as gracefully as was possible. May his mining ops succeed and his wallet grow fat.

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  11. Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust...

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    1. When he knocked on my door and entered the room
      My trembling subsided in his sure embrace
      He would be my first man, and with a careful hand
      He wiped at the tears that ran down my face
      ...
      On the third day he took me to the river
      He showed me the roses and we kissed
      And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
      As he knelt (stood smiling) above me
      with a rock in his fist
      ...
      They call me The Wild Rose

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  12. Rest assured that if this was a ploy by James 315, it would have made him 30 billion ISK somehow.

    VICTORY FOR THE NEW ORDER!

    -Pig

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  13. Hi im new to eve, and I've just come across this blog and I don't really understand your reasons for extorsion.
    I tried to read your code and I appreciate the effort that's obviously gone into it but it bored me to tears after the first sentence, so I was wondering if you could state your case in a grown up manner without embellishments in perhaps twenty words or so.

    Garry

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    1. Pay 10mil isk or risk bump. Please see www.minerbumping.com for details.

      There's your "20 words or so".

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    2. Ah don't mind Murk. He's notorious for being rude :)

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    3. I'll give it a try, anon.

      We are eradicating miner bots, and bot-like AFK mining behavior.

      Be at your keys,be polite, and be prepared to prove to us you are not botting or AFKing in ice belts, or we will take action ( bumping or ganking ).

      Follow the Code, and you will never be targeted.

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