Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Green Shoots

After years of bot-aspirancy and neglect, one wouldn't think much could grow in the infertile soil of highsec. One would be wrong. Since the creation of the New Order, signs of recovery and growth have appeared all across empire space. Usually you'll hear about Agents in CODE. or some of our more well-known corps. In fact, there are tons of small New Order corps sprouting up throughout highsec. Corps you've probably never heard of.


Another branch of the New Order opened up in Algogille. You'll often see these New Order corporations putting down roots in a particular system or cluster of systems. They have ties to the local community, which can be useful for their outreach programs. However, they retain the ability to move around and connect to other communities, too.


But are these Agents legit, or are they rogue operators? A simple check of their bios and corp descriptions can usually answer that question right away.


The new corporation, The Order of Saint James the Divine, checks all the boxes as far as I'm concerned. Everything looks healthy. But what about their CEO? Is the leadership any good?


Yup. It was obvious Brother Roland had a good head on his shoulders. The Order of Saint James the Divine already has its own blog with a bunch of unique content.

Imagine if empire space was crawling with players just like these guys. The future of highsec is bright, my friends. Blindingly so.

74 comments:

  1. Targeting players that are less than 10 days old?
    WTF is wrong with you people?

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    1. What, you are an elitist pig who thinks that new players shouldn't receive targeted help and assistance?

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    2. The majority of "players" that are less than 10 days old are actually ALTS of people that are more than 10 days old.

      There are well established "rookie" systems, that are "safe" for "newbies".

      Once someone feels ready to face the galaxy at large... then they are ready!
      Let the BOOM begin!

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  2. Oh God another branch of copycatters with too much time on their hands.
    Now I will have to send another alt spy to sign up.
    Mr Cobalt

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    1. Oh no, he's a spai!
      He stole a handful of cats!
      Everyone unsub

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  3. Religious Zealots do not know the word Shame.
    Ganking newbies and being proud of it.
    Another lower low for the new order.
    I was ganked on my very first day.
    Now i have the biggest spy network going.
    You guys may be proud but you are incredibility dumb.
    Mr Cobalt

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    1. Bill... are you related to that master spai that managed to get all of our schedules after he infiltrated the CODE????

      Any newbie that feels ready to leave the "safe" systems is a valid target.
      Any newbie that feels he wants to fly in New Order territory without a permit.... is a target.

      https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Rookie_Systems

      if you want to be "safe" fly in a rookie system...

      Otherwise buy a permit.

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    2. Maybe you forgot to read the bottom part of that red section

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    3. Ledrian!? Ledrian, is that you?

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  4. Maria and friends I will leave your blogs alone now.
    Fly safe.
    I always get what i am looking for.
    You can only imagine who I work for.
    Mr Cobalt

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    1. You'll keep reading it
      hoping vague threats frighten us
      Yawn....seen it before

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    2. "BILL PELLETIER"

      Keep on Pelleting.

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  5. CODE IS VERY RIDICULOUS LOL

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  6. Yes the cowards with delusions of adequacy ( aka code agents and knights ) are ridiculous, but what else can we expect for escapees from the monkey exhibit at the Zoo...

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  7. Do agents and 3rd party ganker corps actually check your mining permit to see if it's legit before they come after you?

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  8. Wow! I am truly humbled. We are just missionaries seeking to spread the Word and bring order to HighSec.

    To answer your questions about ganking newbros, what is death to an immortal but a chance to be born again? If they will not listen to the Word what recourse is there? We gank because we care for their souls. It is better for a player to rage-quit than become a mindless bot-aspirant in a game full of wonder and awe.

    We are not copy-caters (though we do like cats), we work to build our Savior's armies to help bring about the last days, the final battle for HighSec, and the peace of the New Order. We are recruiters, harvesters of souls.

    We do honor all permits, but remember that a permit is only a token of faith. You must adhere to the Code at all times. Faith without works is dead. Literally dead.

    If you are a carebear or a "spai", you are more than welcome to join us and learn our ways (aka The Code). I will provide you with a free catalyst or two and together we can go preach the word. There is no material resources to awox, just spiritual resources which I would gladly give for the asking. Your conversion is our only goal.

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  9. ...oh and please excuse the blog it is very much a work in progress.

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    1. Let it rain miracles in the shape of Caldari Anti Matter on the ships of the non believers Brother Roland and James' holy word spread across the universe.

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  10. 10 mil alot of money for a venture pilot

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  11. It is time for me to make an announcement. Erotica 1 may be permabanned, but I have other characters that they haven't banned. I never undocked from Jita 4-4 because I was a Jita scammer. One thing that is not known is that I was masturbating while being in the bonus rooms. I had my black 12" dildo inserted into my thumb receptacle and it was turned to high. If you turn the volume up on the recordings, you can hear a faint buzz. I think the stretch marks are permanent though.

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    1. I remember when you got that in the mail and asked me to help you with that. That first insertion was a bitch. I forgot to put the lube on and you screamed loud. I think the neighbours across the street called the police. They didn't show though. Dude, that dildo was too big for you though. After that first time, I noticed that the pitch of your voice permanently went up an octave or two. I am disappointed though. Now when I try to stuff you like a turkey, it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. It's like no sensation. The diameter of your turds are now bigger than my dick.

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    2. This brings me back to the days when I was molested by a catholic priest. He literally stabbed me in the ass with his dick. It hurt at first because there was no lube, that changed though when he came inside me. He forced me to push it back out and then he went in again. My sore anus protested this mistreatment, but I found that I liked it the second, third, and fourth time around. I need my glowing ass fed though. I need more brown nosing. Ass kissing just isn't cutting it anymore. It seems I need more agents with better depth perception.

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    3. Well, Mr. James Mycroft aka James 315, it's good to know that you still remember that. I was the alter boy who watched you two and cleaned up afterwards. I licked the priest's dick clean after he was done with your ass. Then he molested me and I loved it. Besides, when are you guys getting together? I'm looking to get in on that action.

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    4. We are going to meet up at E1's place Saturday night. Then we will goto the local Walmart and do our thing in the lingerie section. If the girl with the back breasts shows up, we'll see if she wants to film instead of my wife.

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    5. Nice. We won't have to raid the bedding section then. We can bite her pillows instead.

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    6. Hey man, she's MY wife. The stretch marks on her face from you guys is bad enough.

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    7. I don't think he means your wife Loyalanon. I think he's talking about biting the back pillows of our Walmart friend.

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    8. Why did you have to bring those butthurt miners into it?

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    9. Because then while we have them afk, other agents can go and kill them.

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    10. Then they aren't violating the code. However, this even is for code agents only, so they are not allowed to join us. I don't want sand in my ass again. I had to take three enemas to clean it out the last time a miner joined us.

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    11. Someone above likes to mentally masturbate to sick fantasies by fake characters. And you think James 315 has a problem. I would look within.

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    12. Oh if only I were important enough to bother impersonating in a carebear's bizarre slashfic... Something to aim for, I suppose.

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    13. My name is 290x and i'm butthurt and here are my tears for you to enjoy.

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    14. I'm just disappointed that I didn't make the list of impersonation victims.

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    15. It's like some sort of weird performance art...

      A one-man carebear show.

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    16. wow i cant believe someone took the tim to create all those fake accounts and then have a homo-erotic orgy in their mind. The AG tactics are really getting desperate these days

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  12. Nice. We won't have to raid the bedding section then. We can bite her pillows instead.

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  13. Hey man, she's MY wife. The stretch marks on her face from you guys is bad enough.

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  14. Children, can we all stay calm please? gather your young ones and take them to my bedroom, its the only safe place!

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    1. I almost forgot. Bring your sisters too so that we can have an orgy with the tentacle monster here in Kino. I had it shipped back.

      You know what they say though:
      Incest is best.
      Put your sister to the test.

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  15. There....there are no words
    Behold: Carebear Fanfiction
    Oddly flattering

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    1. BeBopareBop RhubarbPieSeptember 25, 2014 at 8:43 AM

      You know that you have developed something special when you get shipped.

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  16. This is proof that staring at rocks and ice for hours is bad for the soul!

    What's the old adage? The AFK mind is Groila Vengaza's playground...

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  17. that because your stupid since Mittani actually despises Awoxing

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  18. I call BULLSHIT on this whole story. Every kill on MB has a screen shot of the kill, and this blog has only a mssg with links, and none of the kills on these toons pans out. I think it is just bait to try and get people to file petitions, knowing full well that they are illegitimate. Or else a coup for someone's metagame.

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    1. ZKillboard has been on the fritz for a couple weeks now,.. but you probably would not know that for yourself since that involves PVP.

      And, like I said above, my blog is still a work in progress.

      A coup for someones metagame??? WTF does that even mean??? LOL.

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  19. Now... sometimes I have new bros in my wars loose ships but I actually reimburse them and explain to them what has happened.

    Now I honestly do not have a problem with anybody, this targeted aggression against new bros in ventures really irks me.

    Sugar coating it to say they are alts is crap and you know it. The give away is venture mining near rookie/tut systems.

    Those guys cannot afford 10mil or have the skills to fly anything bigger. Why not focus on those that can pay the 10mil?

    So, in short. Rethink your habits or I will do it for you.

    Cannibal Kane

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    1. Cannibal Kane! I have a lot of respect for you. You know I was just in Jita last night purchasing some (actually a LOT) of tech II blasters for my boys (and girl) this weekend and I saw this cool device near the register... a Kane-O-Meter. It was an impulse buy at the time, but now I'm glad I have it! Let's try it out!

      processing...

      processing...

      Negative!

      Well, Mr. Anon 9:18 it says you are NOT Cannibal Kane.

      Reasons:

      1. We just had a month long Venture killing contest and Mr. Kane would know that.

      2. Mr. Kane knows that wardecing anyone with the Code on their side is like pissing into a hurricane.

      3. You scored 1 on the cool test. So your not cool enough.

      Oh this is interesting! It says here that if you start exercising now someday in a year or two you could become as good as Mr. Kane. Hmmm... I doubt that. The exercise program recommended here says nothing about staring at rocks for hours and days.

      This is interesting! It also says that if you open an account now with Star Citizen you can still name your character "Cannibal Kane". Then you really would be Cannibal Kane. So there's that at least.

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    2. The real Cannibal Kane eats entire corporations of new-bros for breakfast.

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    3. Cannibal Kane doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

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    4. The real Cannibal Kane doesn't sleep. He waits...

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    5. Hello Gents...

      Dunno who that Kane is, but that is not me.

      Also I don't mind you guys popping ventures. Just at least help them so they at least do not wonder what happened. I am currently traveling the world and should be back into full swing mid December. So for those that wondered... No I am not banned.

      Kane

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  20. How low can you go?!?

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  21. "that because your stupid since Mittani actually despises Awoxing"

    This made me piss myself laughing, The mittani is one of the CODE.'s biggest supporters

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  22. newbros killing newbros... so horrific. Go back to Star Fleet academy.

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  23. Please give a link for one of those kills brother! Fail troll is fail.

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  25. Brother Fail Troll,
    As I mentioned above, after the update zKillboard was on the fritz. You can eve-mail Brother Palatine and I'm sure he'll send you a copy of the killmails. He may ask you to purchase a permit first though. :)

    I think you are just trying to get a reaction, and for that you succeeded.

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  26. Bragging about kills on a blog without delivering killmails is just ridiculous, be it ventures or titans.

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  27. I die every day to save souls. Zkillboard only shows the one. But there have been others, and there will be many more. I accept that. I've got 200 more catalysts parked and ready to help preach the Word. When will you accept James 315 as your savior? Or is it going to be NullSec for you my rebellious friend?

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    1. The Word must be pure in order to be preached. We summon thee to rectify your corporation description and biography, and purge the following impurities as follows:
      'within it's walls' -> 'within its walls'
      'smight' ->'smite'
      'torn assunder' -> 'torn asunder'

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  28. O Brother! Its really going downwards here... and even if you own millions of cats, your just a symptom of this fall. Never mind, fly safe.

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  29. Hello Gents...

    Dunno who that Kane is, but that is not me.

    Also I don't mind you guys popping ventures. Just at least help them so they at least do not wonder what happened. I am currently traveling the world and should be back into full swing mid December. So for those that wondered... No I am not banned.

    Kane

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