I have received reports from bumpers across Caldari highsec, and Gallente and Amarr space, as well. Minmatar highsec is the last of the remaining major "racial" highsecs, and all is quiet from Ammatar and Khanid highsec. Today's report is from an aspiring bumper who lives in the Domain region of Amarr space.
Agent Reko Karppinen lives near Isamm, an ice mining system that has yet to receive the full bounty of New Order protection.
I hope this report pleases you, and the fact you have Agents in your Domain Territories.Reko's enthusiasm for the cause outweighs any deficiency he may have in the way of typing skills, as the miners of Isamm soon learned.
Pleas forgive my poor grammar and spelling, I am a man form humble beginnings trying to make my way up in the Universe. My heart is in the right place and I am dedicated to the task.
I also have big fingers, this does not help.
Reko Karppinen > Do any of the good miners in this system wish to pay now with out inquiry so that they may join the glorious new order?The behavior of Amarr space miners isn't any better than we've seen elsewhere.
kyi'hta > fuck off and have a wank
kyi'hta > yeah yeah full of shitReko can also confirm that counter-bumping and the carebear stare are universal.
Reko Karppinen > young persons play this game with the elder
kyi'hta > your a fucking noob, then turn on the filter
Sawhorse > pretty useless if we just orbit the ice
Reko Karppinen > doust thou wish to be written down with the red pen?
Scoobi Doo > of course he doesnt, he basically a coward. you see them all over the place, he propably takes kids dinner money from themThe uniform nature of the highsec miners across the galaxy does make for good Miner Bingo, however.
Reko was able to fill out nearly a third of the squares on his card during his visit to Isamm, but sadly, the Bingo remained elusive. Better luck next time!