Take a break from your hectic life, pour yourself a beverage, and browse through the Grab Bag of miscellaneous miner tears.
Agent Zak Fey makes the most intelligent contribution to this conversation, and he's just the scorekeeper.
I can say with total confidence that no one in our Order would ever manipulate the Code.
Enforce it? Read it? Revere it? Yes. But manipulate it? Never!
Yes. We just push you out. "Bump", if you will. The New Order of Highsec, educating miners about game mechanics since 2012.
You know how five year-olds are, always talking about selling their integrity.
Not feeling the love from Corporal Fillip. It's times like these I'm glad for my massive built-in support group, the New Order! We lift each other up.
Read Benny Lava's bio and take a wild guess whether the next screencaps demonstrate that he has a warped view of EVE...
Good guess. Benny actually admits that he thinks EVE is a multiplayer-optional game.
Benny should have consulted with a space lawyer before paying his subscription fee. The second "M" in "MMORPG" does not stand for "mining".
Flamehaired Death is mistaken. I have never repaired mission rats. As for power breakers, I suppose if I see one there's a 50/50 chance it gets flicked.
Agents of the New Order do indeed strike terror into the hearts of criminals.
According to Google Translate, the closest word in English is "redneck". Huh.
You might think Armaniam is threatening Agent BillMurray. In his defense, he could be hoping a computer science nut job loses it and blows up Bill's house in-game. Let's hope so. Bill's house is hard to miss!